I don't understand that outfit and I won't respond to it.
times JB has been a douche
NO MORE JUSTIN BEIBER!!!!
When do we get to see J.Beibs in a aquamarine wig and Alvin Ailey tank?
Re: JLo. I don't know, if you're crashing on the couch of a friend because you fought with your parents, does that qualify as 'homeless'? By those standards, I was homeless more than once, but I would never have described myself as such because I had places to go. I feel like now that JLo really isn't Jenny from the…
Yeah, because putting your kid in a crotch-dangler that can cause hip dysplasia is much better.
If you weren't a smug moron, you'd know new babies (which this article pinpoints) sleep a majority of their day. They're like cats. And like most human beings, when they sleep, they lay. To avoid the amount of laying they do by carrying them around for 16-20 hours a day, you'd have to have Hulk-like strength and an…
I say this as a long time baby-wearer and generally crunchy mom: come on, girl. The judgey tone isn't adding anything useful to the conversation. You can say the same thing and not sound so smug.
Re: Justin Theroux: I am so deeply confused about male anatomy sometimes. When men on the subway have that giant bulge between their legs, I'm always asking Mr. Slowtraincoming, "Is that balls? Penis? What's going on there?" (He says it's balls but why do they get all smoothed out? Why isn't it like, two lumps…
I have to say, this is the first time I've understood the word "sexualized". Because that's what it is, isn't it, an overlay. Take a regular woman, like the ones Jade showed here, and then cover her up with this overlay of someone else's sexual fantasy, which actually looks nothing like real women, and is about the…
Like who? My daughter sees me naked EVERY DAY. And you know what? Sometimes I let her have a good stare on purpose. Because the kid's trying to educate herself, learn about what a woman's body looks like. She's going there and she knows it. I want her to see that a grownup woman is comfortable with her body, takes…
Also, homeboy in the back seems to have been brought up right.
Drinking beer out of the bottle, you say?! Only classless hussies do such things!
I think it varies in what people mean. Listen, I have a daughter. I intend to teach her that she should do everything she can to keep herself safe. However, I'm never going to tell her "don't drink to excess because you might get raped." Why? Because that statement presumes that rape is a logical or inevitable…
It's never ever *ever* the victim's fault. I firmly believe that.
Eh. I can see where you're getting smugheaded dickhead, but I also think "My job is really hard" is a terrible excuse, especially when it's for a problem Jezebel (and Gawker, to be fair) has all the fucking time. I also think when you follow up "My job is really hard," with "What, you think you could do better?" you…
"Hey Romy, remember Mrs. Divitz's class, there was like always a word problem. Like, there's a guy in a rowboat going X miles, and the current is going like, you know, some other miles, and how long does it take him to get to town? It's like, 'Who cares? Who wants to go to town with a guy who drives a rowboat?"