Please, I beg you, do not post any articles about RBG’s status as a living creature.  My stomach falls out my ass the minute I see a news article discussing whether her heart is still beating.  My birthday party is this weekend and I really don’t have time to be hospitalized for a mini-stroke because I jump to the…

Dude. There was a Dear Prudence letter not long ago from a writer trying to figure out how she could correct this mistake in emails from her interior decorator. It, like your comment here, gave me such comfort knowing there are other cranky-but-correct internet readers out there.

No need to fix it. I like the reality where a real housewife is married to this guy.

Yep. Which I get! You’re on a reality show, your entire job is to do something worthy of camera time. The thing is, you can’t just stir shit.  You have to do it well, which I don’t think she does. Also her outfits are heinous.  Those stone washed jeans and the crop top she was wearing during her fight with Lala was…

I...didn’t see any transmisogyny directed Billie Lee’s way. I have plumbed the depths of my cis privilege over and over to see if I’m overlooking something and what I saw was a person who had aligned herself with the “group’s” enemies (specifically James) and was directly beefing with several of them and paid a social…

And can I just add, thank you for opening your heart to share wisdom and strength amidst all you’re coping with. I know from experience that we all just carry the weight we’re saddled with and we don’t think of it as an extra burden when we share kindness or insight with someone else, but it is the act of helping…

Man, I love when Jez unexpectedly leads to these kinds of exchanges. I’m so sorry for your loss. My (only) sister has struggled with a very serious eating disorder for 25 years or so and it’s particularly active at the moment, and when I think about what it would feel like to lose my only sister, it just destroys me.…

Girl (or guy, or non-binary Bananabunny), I walked by the very hospital where my son died every. day. for 5 years. I worked on the same medical campus and the only other route went by a shelter for men with serious mental illnesses and on that sidewalk, I was once flashed and routinely harassed. So I walked by the…

Oh! I thought you meant she was phoning in her work and I was like, I find her to be a spectacular actress but beyond that DICK!

You know, in any other human, being a fan of Lea Michele would easily be their worst character flaw.

Dude. The LVP stans are deranged. I admit I’m firmly in the “she planted the story and has been a ‘sniper from the side’ for years” so I have my own bias, but they are insane. They’re calling for Brian Moylan to be fired from Vulture for the supposed bias he has in his recaps and I’m like, you guys, it’s not a jury.…

Hasn’t she been on Maverick, which she co-owns, since it was founded in 1992?

Yeah, I remember reading it a while ago and thinking, “Oh, goodness.  He was far too good for her.”

Dude. Camille was fucking unhinged coming into that Agency party. She has the same complex all the housewives have, which is that they confuse anything but fawning for “attacking.” I’m no Dorit fan (or maybe I’m becoming one? She’s grown on me like a barnacle—unwanted but immovable) but Dorit never said a single thing…

You really watch all of the franchises? Every Bravo fan I know has one franchise they skip (for me, OC--I cannot bear Vicki Gunvalson’s face). You’re like, a gold star Bravo viewer if not. Andy Cohen should send you personal thank you notes.

That cast has really become a race to the bottom. Nene has become almost Trumpian in her expectations of blind loyalty, but her only challenger for the throne is Kenya, who I think may literally have borderline personality disorder. She is obsessed with her own victimhood and it gets so. goddamn. boring. She’s also del…

The other Michelle Williams is a national treasure! Have you ever seen Dick?  That alone would buy my affection for a lifetime.

And if there’s one thing the last 2 years have taught me, it’s that I should vote exclusively according to my personal vision of a candidate and not how desperately harmed someone will be if my protest vote results in a monster staying in power. I know when kids died in custody last summer—6 of them, if I recall—after…

I cannot believe that after seeing the Bernie Bros effect in 2016, they’ll still stand by that. If you can see kids in cages and trans people under threat and literal treason left and right and know Roe v Wade is about to be history and STILL think your purity and ideals are worth more than vulnerable people’s literal …

It’s not ruthless, though! It’s fucking realistic! Who the fuck has been helped by the supposed purity of the Democratic party in the last 2 years? I won’t vote for an anti-choice candidate, for instance, but I have that luxury! I live in New York fucking City, where Mike Bloomberg is somehow a Republican. If the…