Same! I had to read that like 6 times before I was sure I wasn’t having a mini-stroke.

I like Pink a lot. I think she’s brave and tough and unabashedly herself. I just wish she’d realize that other women’s unabashed selves look different than hers, and that should be celebrated too.

It wasn’t a felony, apparently.

Dude. Keep dadding. You fucking rule.

My son’s name is Joaquin, and we call him Mankini sometimes (Joaquin became Joaquini became Quini became Mankini). I’ve been waiting to tell a The Soup fan this for 3 months. Thank you, from the bottom of my heart.

I’m thinking law.

Yes. I’m offended both as a woman who dealt with infertility and as one who considers herself funny.

I’ve noticed Jezebel has a very “kill your darlings” attitude towards motherhood that they wrongly think is feminist; that motherhood has been held up as this sacred thing for women and so they have to shit on it to be transgressive. Or that somehow because motherhood aligns with traditional female roles, a disdain…

Also, from a woman who herself has kid(s). Lol, other people’s heartbreaking struggles are a hoot!

Are you available to write this column? Because that advice was solid while Jane’s was horrible. It failed as advice and failed as humor (lol, infertility!).

I did the same thing! Sorry, everyone! I didn’t know there was another option.

It’s great he’s dead, but those photos kind of don’t need to be included. Links would do. It’d be super cool for you to edit. But you do you.

For real. Those bangs are serving cocker spaniel realness.

This legit gave me chills. This, 10000000000%.

this supposedly helps you shed water weight by making you persperate

Also, interesting that she’s basically spent 10 years getting famous for heckling her “friends” and costars.

I took it as a reference to my all-time fave Billy on the Street segment, where Billy ran up to people with Zachary in tow and yelled “it’s Spock—do you care???” But maybe I’m projecting. Because yes, I totally care. Because Zachary Quinto: I would. Big time.

When I was 16, my boss spread a rumor that I didn’t wear a bra to my job when I came in to ask for the day off, so as to ensure my request would be granted. I did speak up about it; my dad threatened to sue them. Thanks, Dad! Love you.

Just so I’m clear: it’s silly/weird/incomprehensible that I care about the goings-on of my family, but normal that you care whether strangers use a social media platform? Got it.

Exactly. Corporations are people, but women aren’t.