I love knowing what STIs celebs have. It’s like my personal version of “Stars: They’re Just Like Us.” I feel way less bad about my own bout of genital warts, and it’s super humanizing for these superstars. It’s like knowing what brand of tampons Beyoncé uses or something.

Actually, the commenter used the clinical language for eating disorder behavior.

You’ve outed me! What bravery and insight you have to suss out an opinion I could easily have expressed myself, were it true. Thank god the Beyoncé-hater detective was on the case.

One of the greatest things that ever happened is that my bff took a photo of me on Ecstasy, half-naked, 19 years old, and about 120 lbs. Given the young, hot bod and the inhibitions of the drugs, it’s huge to know that for even one moment in time, I was that sexy.

1. At Jezebel, we side with the accuser because the likelihood she’s lying is stastically remote. But thanks for making assumptions about our motivations.

Here you go: 2-10%. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/False_accusation_of_rape#Estimates_of_prevalence

So Google them. And/or Google statistics on how underreported sexual assault is, as well as how rare false accusations are. I am so tired of this “but how do we know he’s even guillllty?” bullshit, like “I’m just asking!” Somehow I doubt you come to every discussion with this level of open-mindedness and credulity?

Shit, I’ve fucked losers for a lot less. I gotta think there’s some La Mer in there or something. Would.

It’s the blond tips he had for years. Never trust a man with tips.

Sadly, it’s not. She picks up everything from her kids, especially her phrasing and vocabulary. It’s really creepy and desperate. She would absolutely say this after hearing Khloe say it circa 2008.

I find Kourtney’s flat affect creepy and off-putting. And Kris 100% disgusts me. But no disagreement on Khloe, Kylie, Caitlin, and Rob. It was really a race to the bottom for those 4 for me. But Kris wants it all so much and tries so hard, it’s just unforgivable.

Hey, look into a therapist who practices dialectical behavioral therapy (DBT). It was designed specifically for BPD and can be really effective. Just recognizing these behaviors is HUGE, especially if you struggle with other BPD symptoms, which can sometimes make self-reflection tough. fyi, a therapist may be…

I’m dying to know who the second is. Kendall? Pepsi ad aside, she’s the second least hatable. Unless we’re including Scott. Are we including Scott? My list—from least to most repellent—would go:

It’s 100% real and was her Playboy shoot. It makes me sad for these kids every time. Are they vapid, talentless, and dumb? Yes. Were they ever encouraged to be anything else? Nope. With Kris as a mom, they never had a chance.

They avoid the limelight?

Because I totally referenced her gender, and not the length of her fame or her upbringing. And there’s definitely no reputation that child/teen stars—of all genders—end up nuts. I’m happy to point to a whole host of male child/teen stars who I think got some wires crossed if that’ll satisfy you. Corey Feldman’s recent…

I think she may be batshit crazy with bad man-taste. She’s been famous (and urged toward fame) faaaaaar too much of her life to hope she’ll settle down with some nice claims adjuster from Topeka who treats her like a queen.

I mean, whether I agree or disagree, it’s part of the fame game to engage the press here and there. B hasn’t given an interview in YEARS. She was on the cover of Vogue recently (last year?) and denied them an interview. That’s a very high level of privacy to demand, especially in juxtaposition to the content of…

Also, Ashton Kutcher isn’t exactly a noted scholar.

I can’t be 100% sure of anything here, but I can’t disagree. For a notoriously private couple who wouldn’t even confirm they were married for years, the airing of some seriously dirty laundry for downloads strikes me as...mercenary. They may very well be deeply in love. But their unwillingness to discuss their…