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Having just emerged from the floor after 17 weeks of morning sickness (what. the actual. fuck.), I can say it’s worse than being hungover for the following reasons: there are things that help with hangovers. Greasy food, a lot of Diet Coke, etc. Also, I’ve been managing hangovers for the better part of 15 years now,

Oh, that’s rad. I enjoy current LaMorena.

“Brah, your muscles are nowhere near toned enough for that tribal arm band. Also, I assume you plan to pick up your kid one day with that arm. Aren’t you worried you’ll get stretch marks?” Funny how women are the only ones obligated to plan for their prospective offspring when being tattooed.

Well, we can assume she didn’t think about it because she was young and female, and everyone knows girls are stupid twats who don’t deserve bodily autonomy.

Actually, showing someone something on your body doesn’t give them license to ask about your reproductive plans.

At least 2 miles from a Think Coffee and travelling further.

I have a tattoo in exactly that place. I’ve had one child and am pregnant with another. My tattoo is just fine, thanks. Maybe don’t confront people about what they feel like doing to their own bodies, eh? Maybe she can’t have children, maybe she’ll never want them, maybe she’s trans, maybe it’s none of your

Let me be clear: I hate Chris Brown. I think he’s a monster, and I don’t think it has a whole lot to do with his mental health diagnosis (bipolar II). People sometimes have mental health conditions, and they sometimes are monsters, and one does not necessarily create the other.

Ay-oh!

I am so sorry this happened to you (and to Jane, and to millions of other women and men). I hope it may help a tiny bit to remind yourself that self-blame is a coping strategy and has nothing to do with intelligence, feminism, or any other way of thinking. It’s a thing our psyches do to protect us and in large part,

You’re confusing sex and gender, as are many commenters. Gender has no physiological basis, which is why this commenter’s question is sort of reasonable: s/he is asking, if gender is a construct and race is a construct, what’s the difference?

By faucet, you mean my vagina, right? Because something definitely dried up.

I thought it was such a one-sided contract to begin with. He hasn’t done fuckall in years, so she kept him in the headlines (well, she and his nude paddleboarding) but he just made her look kind of sad.

He was never accused of rape. Conflating what he did with rape is a disservice to survivors.

Also who picks MARVIN as their special secret sex name?

Man, this is like when I felt like the first person to hate the words “moist” and “panties” (this is because my mom always pronounced it “pannies,” which is just beyond gross) and then I discovered I wasn’t original at all.

I saw it. It made it really hard to argue with Sandoval’s “he’s a battered wife!” explanation.

He allegedly celebrated his 37th birthday a couple episodes ago with that weird roast.

But like, it’s not that hard to be right about these people’s relationships. “Scheana and Shay won’t last” was about as hard a call to make as, say, “If I don’t eat for a week, I’ll be hungry.”