I like her, but it’s equivocal. I felt like her book was 30% about how she’s not fat and totally ok with her body, in a way that did not read like a person who is ok with her body however it looks, but rather a person who knows she’s not fat and (and here’s the problematic part) is offended at being considered such. …

Proud is a pitiful word to describe how I felt today.

I just meant to reflect on how even within one borough, it’s 2 different kinds of justice.

Can you fucking imagine? I had never thought about this before. Jesus, we’d all be a distant memory of an intelligent, successful, chic woman of color had been like, “nah, I really like my place in Hyde Park. Thanks, tho.”

East New York, Brownsville, etc. Brooklyn, yes.

Literally every fucking thing these people do makes me think that defense may not have been as far-fetched as it seemed. I still would’ve voted to convict and hope he serves out his life in jail, but fucked if you can’t say that his parents went out of their way to make sure this kid cannot appreciate the…

Ah. But these sound like two well-adjusted adults, as opposed to the sort of overgrown toddlers who can be seduced by microfame on a middling show on HGTV.

My mom is obsessed with the Fixer Upper couple. I cannot wait for their fall from grace, like the year my cousin asked for all this Ty Pennington fangirl shit for Christmas and then he got a DUI like 2 months later and now does like, Lifelock ads or something.

They struck me as having what I call the Millionaire Matchmaker relationship. She is an attractive woman with no discernible talent or personality (before you say she’s a designer, please stop. The most specific style I’ve ever heard her refer to is, “retro.” Not a particular period, not a particular style, just…

Outrageous! Half the time, beards stink from inadequate cleaning! I have a friend who calls her husband “Stinkface” because his beard is so odorous. I have never known a hirsute woman called “Stinklegs.” Thus, I rule in your favor. What a pig.

There are scenes in MJB where I legit have to pause because I’m laughing so hard at his “acting.”

Because she had an issue 20 years ago, before she had kids, she’s an unfit mother now?

(Redacted. I don’t feel like getting into this.)

I’ll start with the first paragraph. I’ll admit to being a bit of an Angelina fan, but I really thought they were the real deal. They just seemed so buttfaced in love and dedicated to each other and their kids. I think something huge did happen on that plane. It just went 180 degrees too fast for it to have been a…

So here’s my working theory on Kanye, as a clinician who has not treated him: I think he has bipolar disorder. Based on his doctor’s call, which said that he was suffering from insomnia-induced psychosis, and his erratic behavior and enormous creative output, it tracks. I also think the various (to my mind)…

The sort of languidly delivered sentiment, “I had a really miserable time in Dubai,” is something reserved almost exclusively for super rich people.

Is that *not* what that movie was about? That was certainly my takeaway. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Ok, Photoshop sleuths: there’s a lot of it in Kim Z’s photo, right? On the arm and the right (our right, her left) side of her abdomen?*

Wait, it’s mean to try to out-insult...an insult comic? Quite a nice glass house you’ve built for her, there.

People become parents in toooooons of different ways. The “adopted” modifier here is totally unnecessary and gross.