But Kris is clearly shaping Kylie to be Kim’s heir when she hangs things up, so I think it has to be a rapper or athlete. Jaden’s fame is by virtue of someone else, which makes it harder for it to rub off on her; he’s already one degree of separation from it. Big Sean is a Kanye protege...

Cosigned.

Her dad is only conservator of her personal wellbeing, not her finances.

Ooooh, right. My reading comprehension is lacking today, while my corrective impulse is right where it usually is. Sorry about that!

They’re not comparing her to AH. They’re comparing her to Eliza Doolittle, who was played by AH. I’m not arguing it’s a much more sensible comparison, but it is the one they’re making.

Can you imagine the queen and princess facing off?

Look, I support anything that (a) brings camo back and (b) includes an accessory that makes it look like that bully from A Christmas Story is hanging out of your pants. Sincerely. But homegirl needs to work on giving good face. She looks like she just ate a bad clam.

Iggy’s excuse is even worse than her freestyling. I didn’t think that was possible.

Forgive me but...I find Kanye pronouncing it Karduhjean completely charming. Maybe my expectations of his sense of humor are just painfully low, but I thought it was...cute. It’s clearly a little joke, like how Joel McHale used to say “Kardazzzzian.”

Potomac is Bravo’s best new series since Vanderpump Rules

Have these bozos never walked up past Low Library to Uris? Because The Curl is so much uglier, and so poorly maintained, like a giant, rusting pube.

When I was a kid, my cat (who was an asshole) bit me, so I bit her back. A few years later, she jumped on my neck and bit me once while I was belting “I Dreamed a Dream” and crying (it was adolescence—I had a lot of feelings). That time, I took no action. Given sharp enough teeth and body strength that would allow me…

Meanwhile, a friend and I watched a whole bunch of cheesy old prom movies and laughed our heads off. We also went out and ate a ton of pancakes.

False, Gizmodo. I’m sorry that Gawker no longer employs copy editors, but that does not make people who proofread on your behalf assholes.

He looks like someone Quentin Tarantino would cast as a concentration camp guard.

Can famous humans please stop insulting my intelligence by saying they’ve “just woken up” while having a full face of make-up and done hair? When you say “just woke up” do you mean “just got out of the make-up chair?”

Same. I also have a mustache that supposedly only I can see. I know everyone’s just trying to spare my feelings when I mention waxing my ‘stache and they’re like, “What? You don’t have a mustache!” and I’m like, guys, it’s ok.

And be a consistent opponent of gun control and have the support of the NRA throughout his career while never being called on it. I’ll take a person with experience (Hillary) who’s backed by corporate organizations (that are often halfway decent) before someone with longstanding ties to the NRA. The way people don’t…

Right, right. I thought you were looking for the name for the abortions that aren’t that. That’s what I was trying to provide.

That’s surgical abortion. I didn’t realize you were referring to that, as opposed to just like, any abortion provided by a trained practitioner.