Wait, when did she try to cry?

I couldn't agree more. You've got a sax solo for Christ's sake! If that doesn't say "80s homage" to you, I don't know what does. It's got a "Billie Jean"/"Out Tonight" feel to it. I'll take this six ways to Sunday over "Judas."

<— On the beauty of "Stars." Also, Jackman is way too young to play Jean Valjean.

Poor Marni Nixon. The voice behind a thousand tone-deaf (beautiful) stars. And then when she was finally allowed on Broadway, they had her play Mrs. Higgins, who doesn't have a single note.

Except that Bieber always seems to be appropriating a culture, musical style, and history that are not his, and this is symptomatic of that. And generally, you retweet sentiments you share, no? If someone says they miss 2pac and you retweet that, one would assume you also miss 2pac.

Of course that person's name is Blair. What else could she possibly be called?*

This! I don't have a problem with what you call the judgment of the statement so much as it's just a rude thing to say! I would never say something like that in the workplace. You know what else you can't say to customers? "You seem too poor for this computer" or "Jesus, aren't your fingers too fat to push the…

Word. I don't even get his point? He's so educated he has Chapter 29 memorized?

I mean, possibly. Do you watch the show? There's something very off about the things she's said. I'd say Tuesday night's episode she was very together, and maybe she's not drunk, but in previous episodes I've found her so awkward and odd. And I mean, I've seen her on tv enough to know her persona a bit, and this…

And my other problem is, whose work kitchen looks like that? I wonder if I'm just so used to eating disordered thinking (on television and in my own head) that the ED elements of this commercial just went right by me (on a personal note, I'm working on it).

Ok, here's the thing. Do you watch the Voice? Because I do, religiously. And Christina may be the biggest star, but she makes terrible tv. She hits on contestants, her jokes fall flat, and she consistently comes across as drunk. Someone else could very easily be put in her spot for less money and possibly improve…

Tim Burton has dropped out of the Disney project Maleficent, which will star Angelina Jolie, and The Fighter director David. O. Russell may step in.

Er, what's up with the random mini-bio of Joss Stone up there?

I thought so too, at first. But the spacing doesn't make sense. It's too close to center, like maybe it says, "exact upwards"...which makes no sense but I'm just saying the spacing looks as if there are letters both before "act" and after "up." Also, there's NO WAY. he knows what ACT UP is.

Can someone please tell me what this thing is with painting your ring finger a different color? When did it happen? Are regulars doing this or just celebs? I have a lot of questions about this.

Really? I think it's wildly age-inappropriate. I'm not saying if you're over 40 you have to dress like an old bag or something, but I think that's a jumpsuit for a starlet and it just looks like she's trying to hard.

Do you think Rachel Zoe is still dressing Joy Bryant? I'm not even trying to snark, I just don't think she's been in a movie since "Welcome Home, Russell Jenkins." An imdb search reveals she's on "Parenthood," but her star that seemed once on the rise has really dimmed, methinks. And while RZ has her share of…

Was he ever not, though? Even as Slater, he whomped pretty bad.

Cosigned. Not as a man who's been sexually assaulted—I'm female. But as a person who is disturbed by (a) the suggestion that women cannot sexually assault men and (b) the notion that female nudity is less offensive. That assertion revolves around a phallocentric notion of female nudity, i.e. that female nudity is…

If a man flashes his penis at you on the subway, are you afraid he's going to sexually assault you? What could happen is not at issue here; the fact that it's uninvited and unwelcome is.