@andromache the epigraphist: I used to think I should look into therapy for how delighted and fulfilled I am by popping pimples and blackheads. But honestly, search "zit" or "pimple" on youtube. There's a whole tribe of us weirdos. Creepiness loves company.

@MargaretMoony: True. Story. They look like a little town of bacteria skyscrapers.

@hector.munez: I'm speechless. I've tried at least 4 times to construct a coherent sentence ("but the put the fucking teen moms on the cover! they're better role models?") and it mostly just comes out like the incredible hulk taking a dump. All growling and consternation. All I can really say is...this is so…

I'm no Levi Johnston fan, but if any member of the Palin clan said to me, "Look, on paper you'll have no rights, but just trust me," I don't think I'd be signing anything either.

@dahliacactus: It's a double-edged sword because I recognize that my taxes would be even higher if tourists didn't come pump money into the economy. I just get so miffed when people call us rude! It's like, "Oh, 'scuse me, tourist. Am I in your way? Was I supposed to do something because you're here?" It's…

@treschic_idg(if)af: Aw, thanks!

@ErinGoBawl: Here's the thing: New Yorkers are pretty rude to people who are ignorant to the fact that you're in our way. If you stand at the top of the subway stairs looking for your friend while a stream of rush hour commuters have to sidestep you, someone's gonna shout you down. But they are happy to help a…

Honestly, if I have to hear one more time about how New Yorkers are rude, I'm gonna kill a fucking tourist. Or at the very least, wipe my ass with the map you keep examining.

If only parents could, you know, parent their children instead of letting the television do it for them, perhaps children wouldn't be so suggestible. Or gasp! perhaps most kids are not so suggestible, maybe it's only the ones who are unfortunate enough to be the offspring of the complete fucktards who call themselves…

Dear Radar: It's whet. You're morons. Sincerely, slowtraincoming.

Kim Clijsters, my hero for the day. She shut him down with poise and grace, laughing it off while simultaneously, shaming the shit out of him. Bravo.

@HoneyBoomIsCocoLopez: Edward Said, hollaback! @mmmpie: I do not intend to educate you on your own culture/race/ethnicity, but I think what most people are responding to can best be outlined in Orientalism by Edward Said. [en.wikipedia.org] I'm not saying you have to agree with any of it, I'm just saying that's…

What I'm most bothered by in Bowwow's tweet is that he wasn't even alive when the acceptable (but still inappropriate) term was "oriental." I'm 27 and I barely remember it. This isn't like my grandpa who couldn't remember that various words and phrases should be stricken from his vocabulary. And that doesn't give…

If you don't live in New York, praise your lucky stars that you don't know exactly how embarrassed you should be for Khloe right now. Calling Yellow Rat Bastard a skate shop is generous, very generous. It's a shopful of shitty "going out" tops and yoga pants and ed hardy-esque fashions for dudes so inclined. There…

@PortraitHat: I do too! I can only imagine that the way she's bleaching out her face is Jesse's influence, amirite?

@allthegossip: Also, this story of moving out to the suburbs to have kids and realizing how painfully mediocre you've become and the subsequent decay of the marriage has been done, best in Revolutionary Road (the book, the movie was ok though). I want to like Michelle Williams as an actress as much as I like her as a…

@LaComtesse: I'm glad. A little dinosaur humor never did anybody any harm.

Regis and my dad have the same habit: signing items that require no signature. My 64-year-old father signs every email—including quick one-word responses—DAD. Always caps. Always with the period, like it's his final answer (another Reege connection!).

@normawilahmina: Dude, her pinky is growing out of her wrist. It'd be kick-ass if they did, but human hands do not look like this.

Oh man. Michael Kors is such a reformed fat kid. In some of us will always reside a kid who looks like Chunk from the Goonies, and I'm glad Michael Kors is in my club.