Golfers, tennis players, football players on the sidelines, Bill Murray in Space Jam; I can go on forever, baby

Nate’s whole thing is that emotionally over-invested partisans (non-sociopaths) continually read too much into every little event, aided by narrative-driven media members.

It will never be explained to you, because based off your comments on this thread, you feel strongly in opposition.

more like Leonidas of ‘Roids.

I haven’t seen such abuse of an unfair advantage since my high school wrestling opponent found out I was super ticklish.

What are the odds he takes a shortcut and becomes a policeman?

attempted to hide the bags under some leaves before being arrested

That’s obviously a huge part of it but Keith Law, Craig Custance, the OTL guys...

“All bark and no bite.”

Remember in the pitch meetings when I said we were much better than your old team in the playoffs... Welcome to the lesser team KD! Can I get my new teammate anything? Some regret or coffee perhaps?

Free throws are meant to reward the team that had the foul committed against it and to punish the team that committed the foul. It is a perversion of the purpose if it is used to punish the team that had the foul committed against it. I mean, I understand the “Well, they should shoot free throws better” and “We…

Or buy Miller Lite or PBR or regular old Budweiser or any of the other lawnmower beers that are perfectly good and don’t taste like stale beer masked with citrus.

Or as Barry Petchesky would say, “Roger Goodell is worth the $32M he was paid by the NFL in 2015 (and perhaps worth even much more).”

They’re worth exactly as much as someone is willing to pay them. (And in the cases of max players, most are worth a lot more than even that.)

This news is especially sad considering early reports that it was all fun and games.

Somewhere, John Olerud is laughing.