“Hey, only second-degree, that’s not so bad, right?” - Baylor admin

And airports at movie theaters...you know, just for balance.

I don’t get it. Based on his comments, it seems like Grobe is fitting just right in at Baylor.

I would imagine he’s going to be disappointed if he thinks there’s anything left in that bottle then.

“Jerry Sandusky had every right to touch those boys! That’s how my father raised me.” - Lou, perhaps once the Crown Royal was about half empty (no, definitely not half full...)

It’s a popular video on certain websites too.

This is typical of Eastern culture. They prefer to celebrate quietly and alone. Ignorant Americans.

“Jerry likey!”

If you didn’t see this when you first saw the headline, you aren’t familiar with Aroldis Chapman:

Yes...because we like watching people beat the shit out of each other...but only to the brink of death, not quite all the way to actual death.

I say we just go all the way. Allow doping in all sports. Pay no attention to an athlete’s health or well-being. In the old days, those guys would go out there and just play. No whining. No complaining. They weren’t being paid millions of dollars either! Let’s get back to what made this country great, and let’s do it…

It’s a shitty situation.

That’s really frightening stuff. Polish men’s swimwear is worse than I expected.

This is what happens when you hire a guy for a college football job with no relevant experience or qualifications, just because his last name is Bowlsby.

Can’t we just have one sport where we allow doping? I would even go so far as to suggest a Non-Doping UFC and a Doping UFC, with the champions of each group meeting in an annual battle where the Doping champion literally destroys the Non-Doping champion.

I’ve said this so many times and it should be obvious, but you should always carry a backup to your backup drone.

This is why I don’t do MMA...that and my complete lack of fighting ability.

“He should be okay to go by next Sunday.” - Roger Goodell

Perhaps they should be forced to change their name as punishment.