This is why I don’t do MMA...that and my complete lack of fighting ability.

“He should be okay to go by next Sunday.” - Roger Goodell

Perhaps they should be forced to change their name as punishment.

“Yo, Andre, I thought you kept telling me how much better Golden State was than OKC???” - KD
“LOL! Too late now!” - Iguodala

Based on the stories they told, I would be unsurprised if both Gooden and Strawberry relapsed during the airing of the show last night.

“Wow, sex during the game? That sounds like a real gamble.” - Pete Rose

It pays more to be Bazemore! Well, actually with the new cap, it pays more to be any below average NBA player.

The last thing we need in college basketball is another Juwanna Mann situation.

Clicktease.

You can’t buy championships, but you can definitely buy a cup.

Interesting. You don’t usually hear a lot about balls in hockey.

Olympic sports shouldn’t be like having sex with your wife.

- Gibraltar is known mostly for a huge rock.

Buzz, your memes...WOOF!

You clearly don’t have children.

This guy was around for nearly 20 years and this is the first yo-yo joke I ever heard in reference to him.

When Brady voiced support for Trump, Edelman voiced his support for Eric Trump.

What’s worse is that they always knew that Ki-Jana Carter would never pan out in the NFL.

I heard a song about this once, but I couldn’t understand a word he was saying. Makes sense now.