You’re right. Carter has been the model ex-president, accumulated a fortune through writing prolifically rather than speechifying for bankers. That’s true. But the party never forgave him for losing reelection as an incumbent. Those are two different things.

Yet another Washington sports fan realizes they can’t even hope for anything more than a “reach a round”

Is it “okay” for Barack Obama to take a six-figure paycheck from a Wall Street firm for a speech

They deserve your support only if they adhere to the very highest professional standards -

Hold on. Can we take a minute to talk about how fucking fantastic the name Pumpsie Green is?

If I had to try to spell it I’d say it’s “Juhrsey” (at least in south Jersey).

I would never say “wooder”! #notalljerseyans

My wife always tells me ‘I don’t care how much you drink, I’m not your mom’.

I’d set up shop underneath that badboy and let pancakes fall into my mouth until I died

Wait...you guys had a fucking pancake machine? Now the veil is drawn back, Gawker was just one elaborate false flag operation by the 1%!! Well I hope you all burn in hell after drowning in your sweet pancake battered ivory tower!......I might need to go to sleep now.

Don’t know about anybody else, but I always just assumed X-Pac was a meth dealer until anyone showed me definitive proof to the contrary.

Waltman was flagged by a Customs and Border Protection watch list for potential drug carriers

Suddenly all I could think of was this Far Side strip.

“This is your Captain speaking, if you don’t quiet down back there I will pull this plane over”

How long until all of us rabble are put into comas for flights longer than 2hours? 1st class has they’re Xanax and Somas, what about us?

Eric Lindros: “The hit on Crosby didn’t look that bad. I wouldn’t stop playing.”

I Wanted this Car SOOO Bad when I was 14!

They hid a swarm of bees in the glovebox.

What a brazen play to be appointed Secretary of Eugenics. Heard the position is still open.