slowmutant
Slow Mutant
slowmutant

You’re right. Carter has been the model ex-president, accumulated a fortune through writing prolifically rather than speechifying for bankers. That’s true. But the party never forgave him for losing reelection as an incumbent. Those are two different things.

Yet another Washington sports fan realizes they can’t even hope for anything more than a “reach a round”

Is it “okay” for Barack Obama to take a six-figure paycheck from a Wall Street firm for a speech

They deserve your support only if they adhere to the very highest professional standards -

Looks WAY better than it has any right to. Even McConaughey looked decent.

To those saying “it doesn’t look like the books”, I actually think it looks like a really good movie version of the books.

Still waiting for a Talisman series...

While clearly not a “straight from the page” version of the story, this has pretty much everything I was looking for. And one of Morricone’s best little musical numbers, too. (Always liked For a Few Dollars More the best of the trilogy.)

Spoilers

Nope, the nods to other worlds (of Stephen King books) are mostly just that, nods. Reading some other stories with Flagg might give you some insight into him, but not particularly more than reading Dark Tower by itself, since he tends to undergo a personality reset in each incarnation.

This is the correct response.

Holy shit.

Hold on. Can we take a minute to talk about how fucking fantastic the name Pumpsie Green is?

If I had to try to spell it I’d say it’s “Juhrsey” (at least in south Jersey).

I would never say “wooder”! #notalljerseyans

My wife always tells me ‘I don’t care how much you drink, I’m not your mom’.

I’d set up shop underneath that badboy and let pancakes fall into my mouth until I died

Wait...you guys had a fucking pancake machine? Now the veil is drawn back, Gawker was just one elaborate false flag operation by the 1%!! Well I hope you all burn in hell after drowning in your sweet pancake battered ivory tower!......I might need to go to sleep now.

I Wanted this Car SOOO Bad when I was 14!

They hid a swarm of bees in the glovebox.

What a brazen play to be appointed Secretary of Eugenics. Heard the position is still open.