I’m a skinny, white guy who had (still has) a penchant for listening to metal and having my hair cut extremely close (not shaved). After Columbine, I was definitely referred to as a potential terrorist. By students and teachers.

You want Archer jokes? Because that first line is how you get Archer jokes.

Like those places that Chris Christie and Rudy Giuliani come from?

That’s my method.

Every time something like this gets passed, I’m curious how much time was spent arguing about the acronym.

It’s not a combat sports thing. Leagues never go back and overturn wins due to bad calls, even when it’s black and white. See: 1999 Stanley Cup Final.

I can not think of anything less likely to get me to vote for you than promising Chris Christie in a wet T-shirt.

The job is the job. Mop floors, ring up customers, make sandwiches. But the management I worked with always treated me better than I deserved. Example: I was a 23 year old asshole that was looking for what I wanted to do with my degree. I began substitute teaching and coaching high school basketball. Due to my…

I worked at Wawa for several years and it was by far the nicest company I ever worked with. Multiple General Managers, all of which were wonderful. I have multiple stories about how well I was treated. Best thing I can say is that after working there for five years, I will still eat all the food. No horror stories.

That’s the common theme. Of all the articles that HamNo published about underpaid academics, not one of them was an economics professor.

That’s an excellent point. At my hourly jobs, I doubt I had more than 15 minutes downtime in an 8 hour shift. Customers just keep coming. I’m salary now, and I highly doubt I do more than 40 hours a week, although I do think about what I’m going to do, which I guess is “work.”

Pictured: A king from one of the unsettled lands outside of the empire celebrating with his plunder.

Didn’t we all learn this from the War Machine case?

Yea but still

As I said yesterday, Trump’s in the WWE Hall Of Fame. The Rock and the Undertaker are not.

Made it feel like professional wrestling?! We’d be damn lucky to have a Press Secretary who could do this

To be fair, I once saved a wedding by asking a Scot what part of Ireland he was from. I nearly died, but I distracted everyone from the disaster of the newly single girl going off about her ex-boyfriend.

No, he literally leans right. Ever since suffering a separated shoulder at the hands of Mankind, he hasn’t been able to do the same work on each side of his body.

All seriousness: if a candidate got up in front of the country and gave the “Hard Times” speach, I’d vote for them.

I know. And Trump is in the celebrity wing, along with Pete Rose. But 3 active wrestlers (Flair, Sting, and Angle) have been inducted.