Hamno still doesn’t see the problem with stealing her money.

“OK, no one on the team shall have hair longer than his dick, and that means haircuts for everyone except Bob.”

My dog chased a squirrel, so I’m safe now. AND she kept the blankets from falling off the bed.

In my experience, if you keep a cat in a box, it will almost always be dead when you take it out.

Maintain?

I like this. FDR had two of the biggest crises in history, the Great Depression and WWII. If he came in and it was business as usual, he’d still be the same person, but we wouldn’t think of him the same way. This would make for some awesome alternative history novels.

If only Eastside had one of those tough, no nonsense principals like in the movies. I bet those are hard to find though.

In a way, he brought Democrats and Republicans together. If there’s one thing that we can all agree on, it’s that it’s somebody else’s fault.

Side Note: I get that people don’t like saying our current president’s name, but can we stop using their number to identify them? It’s not bad for Carter, but I don’t want to do subtraction to realize someone is referencing Chester A. Authur.

I don’t want this to sound snarky, but this is the problem with a lot of folks on the left. We assume that once we elect someone into an office, everything just falls into place.

That “who cares” will be Edmonton or Nashville. That’s a lot of fun.

You think his takes on politics are good, you should see his takes on yogurt.

Oh yea, he’s tasted human flesh.

Well, we did have one president who made it his life’s mission to help those less fortunate after leaving office. His own party regards him as an imbecile.

Both the Pens and the Caps have more of a rivalry with the Flyers.

I’d take Wings-Avs over literally any rivalry in the history of sports, up to and including Ali-Frazier.

Yea but still.

I never realized I did that! I just said them out loud!

Mick Foley once got a flight attendant to announce prior to takeoff “joining us on the flight today, we have several WWE Superstars. And Al Snow.”

I live in South Carolina now. Everyone hates me.