I used to do a lot of drugs. I still do, but I used to also.

My parents, my wife, my sister. None of them have ever done anything resulting in arrest or prison. As far as I’m concerned, they’ve never done anything morally wrong. And if evidence comes up in the future, I’ll still believe they did nothing wrong. No matter what. Sorry.

More bluntly: “Where you arrested? No? Then your free speech wasn’t violated.”

- Barrack Obama on Rutgers students protesting Condoleeza Rice

I love that play and that passage. +1 good Sir.

Yea Raji, jumping from Flyers to Caps makes complete sense.

“I agree! - Mike Mamula

Other than the obvious “I don’t want to associate with anyone that would physically assault anyone else and people should stop being violent towards each other and if you do that you should be in jail,” I don’t know what I want any leagues to do. IU is not letting student-athletes in that have convictions. Wonderful.…

Oh, W was bad. Awful. I completely agree with everything you said. While I disagreed with most of what he did, I never thought he was a bad person or that he did not truly want what was best for his country.

It’s lost on a lot of people who think American History began in 1980, but Andrew Johnson is the worst president we’ve ever had. I read comments saying that W. was worse and only think “Do you realize what a jackass you have to be to have your fuckups still effecting everything 150 years later?”

Hey, the Bills still bring back Jim Kelly!

We do too. Obama promised to recognize it as genocide, but when he took office he refused to use the word “genocide” every time he spoke about it.

You’re absolutely correct. Andrew Johnson is considered by many to be the worst American President (although he’s just keeping that spot warm for Trump). Honestly, it’s him and the other part of Lincoln’s bookend, Franklin Pierce, that contributed so much damage to this county. I got a lot of flack on these sites for…

I will forever make fun of Chris Christie’s weight. He has stated multiple times that if you work hard, you’ll get the results that you want. But he has also said that he tried working out, and it didn’t work, so he stopped. Either his philosophy of “hard work will fix everything” is wrong, or he’s too lazy to drop…

Hey, 2nd Amendment rights to bear arms and defend his homestead. I’m sure the NRA will be stepping up to defend him any second now. Any second now...

He’s not covered in shit.

Monty Python always gets stars.

Also, because I’m operating under the assumption that this website actually cares about women’s achievements, Mary Keitany ran the greatest marathon by a woman in history. 2:17:01, the fastest by a woman in a women’s only race, behind only Paula Radcliff’s 2:15:25 for the all-time fastest marathon by a woman.

Can I still make fun of Trump for being fat and having a bad toupee?

Hey, I just want to let you know that you’re not alone. I’m sure you’ve already realized from some of these other comments, but a lot of us care. Good luck.