Esports aren’t real sports, nerds!

I’m not into esports myself, but seeing Deadspin commenters getting triggered by the mere presence of esports articles has become one of my favorite things on the site.

I know you may be joking, but realistically you can get an echo dot for around the same cost, with dozens more sound options to sleep to, not to mention all the other things an echo. Can do. Same with a Google home Mini.

I know you may be joking, but realistically you can get an echo dot for around the same cost, with dozens more sound…

Do any of these support brown or pink noise? Brown noise in particular seems much more soothing to me than white.

Do any of these support brown or pink noise? Brown noise in particular seems much more soothing to me than white.

“I can’t remove it because my hands are tied, also because it’s true and so shouldn’t be removed, also because you couldn’t possibly understand what it means to art, also because our work currently is a secret. A special secret. Did I mention that you’re incapable of understanding or writing symphonies? I want to make…

There’s one running around my city that has a blue light on the Mercedes emblem in the grille. Even after seeing it a handful of times, I still laugh out loud when it passes by.

Sit these shitheads down for the season. And who wears a chain on the football field?

I went to California and saw an R34 GT-R and two R33 GT-Rs. All licensed and registered. Yet no R32

MXC, best gameshow NA

Nah, looks like a rock strike + temp changes. Take a look at the blacked out area of the windshield just above the gasket and you can clearly see the white spot where it hit. After that, the temp changes from the the drive / heater / weather, and the crack spread.

This is a really weird take. Those “ignorant masses” seem to have handled themselves pretty well today, all things considered.

Yep, it’s “irrational idiots” who don’t want their state’s highest-paid employee to be a man who concealed child rape.

So Mark Richt and the ghost of Mark Richt are still alive and well this season, eh?

Mark Richt lays an egg every year. It is his destiny.

At the end of the day, this is Gazillion’s fault because it made a mediocre game and was terribly managed. And Disney finally decided they didn’t want to be part of that. I certainly feel bad for the devs involved, but they’re always at the mercy of management. Gazillion should have had other sources of revenue, like…

On the subject of tow hitches, that is actually a thing that happens. My windshield narrowly avoided being smashed by a tow hitch on the highway. Either it fell out of a truck in front of me, or it had been lying there for a while and got run over. Either way, somehow, a significant amount of kinetic energy had been…

But something something professionals.

But why not just shift the scale and name them what they are?

I don’t get this hate for Elon Musk by Gawker, or whatever its called these days. Just because he’s a billionaire, he’s bad. The man has created several successful businesses and is trying to alleviate traffic congestion with his latest project. Takes a lot of nerve to call something like that “dumb”. I’m sorry, what…