The Ford Taurus Robo Cop Edition was too far ahead of its time.

Lindsey is just jealous because Starbucks will never print her work on the side of my cup of Pumpkin Spice latte. (Skim please)

In those jurisdictions where EVs are mandated to make noise at low speed for pedestrians, that is ABSOLUTELY the sound I want my car to make.

It was a great time to be a teenager. The musclecars were just “used cars”. The music kicked ass, every song had either a guitar solo or synthesizer, Madonna was still good looking and Van Halen still had DLR. Good times (that I can remember).

Simpson served nine years in a botched memorabilia heist in a Las Vegas hotel room.

Dipshit Murderer in Canadian Tuxedo Free to Fuck Up Again

People outside the USA have no idea how much people in the USA don’t care

If Rudy is to be believed, and they’re still doing it the same way, they’re painting the helmets gold before the games.

I usually don’t care about speed runs, but this article was interesting. I think i like them more when the writer explains everything that’s going on in normal terms that are easy to understand when you don’t follow speed running and don’t know what the terms mean. Nice job

The kirby fakeout of going for it on 4th down was genius

What is the second defender supposed to do? He’s lining up to tackle the runner and the first defender hits the runner and changes his direction.

Dammit. Was gonna write something snarky, then realized the prescription glasses, that I’m wearing right now, are in fact, Ray Bans.

Growing up in Dixieland, I learned at an early age to NEVER start a fight with someone wearing coveralls. Especially if they had no shirt on underneath.

Why do Vols fans wear Orange?

No

I don’t think the big tatted up redneck in overalls is the ideal person to pick a fight with.

At least we know whose truck it is. I’m still trying to figure out what these guys possess. Every time I drive by I keep asking myself Pretzel Boy’s what?

Every comment in this thread has the words “Ray Bans” in. I think I might lose the secret endorsement deal for being too obvious

It would make my fucking year if it somehow comes out that this is actually Sergio Marchionne, shadowing Jalopnik comment sections and trolling readers.

OH! Jokes about the reliability of Alfa Romeo. SO original and funny! HAHAHA!