Brilliant video — this DeMuro guy could fit right in here at Jalopnik!

Holy shit. That’s good. Real good.

Goddammit.

Yeah, turns out that Publishers Clearing House thing was a scam so there won’t be any giant check coming to our neighborhood. Roger on the SpongeBob!

No no, I remember the suit you bought for the party, but I figured you’d get another one at the first of the month when you get your check.

Remember, I just bought one there last week for your birthday party? Also, I was able only to get a credit for that Dora backpack I bought you they didn’t have any in your color preference. So, did you want a SpongeBob one instead?

$200 dollars for an AMG? Buy it, gut the gross interior. Turn it into a Lemons car.

I was so offended by that comment too! Damn whippersnappers!

I know you might be too young, but it’s totally from the intro to Magnum PI! Super fitting.

More groovy infomercial music and the mystical mustache man:

Here’s what I took away from this article:

Or... go to the nearest hardware store and buy some of these:

I am aware

where are you getting white power out of this?

All this would make me do is think my controller was wired to explode at any minute.

This was in Bellflower. I bet the crowd was 90% Latino.

Check it out. Houston Cars & Coffee. Blue GT350? Look Mustang, act Mustang, not Full Mustang. Lost control, hit the curb, scared some people. Not Full Mustang. You know the GT500 in Chicago? The white convertible? Reckless, yes. Mustang, maybe. Drove it into a tree. But he did his best not to hit anything else.…

Ya this was definitely a reaction to Charlottesville.

First of all, this was not some sort of “Cars and Coffee” event that you might bring your kids to. This kind of “event” is an occurrence that happens in shitty neighborhoods, and usually at night. YouTube posts of these kinds of gatherings will have you wondering why this doesn’t happen every night. The cars involved…

It’s pretty clear the tail rotor was caught on the other helicopter. I’ve only recently started Wildlands but find the new controls pretty good.

I work for Copart. There is no such thing as an unsellable car. We can sell anything, even if it’s just for a dollar. This is an extreme example, but most completely burned cars sell for a decent amount. This will be assigned and delivered to a scrapper. It has salvage value.