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You can just make out him mouthing “I’m sorry, eh.” to the cars in the video.

The Bob Costas special!

This story is best story.  

We camped next to a crew at Road Atlanta that had a toilet filled with beer with a stack of solo cups next to it. Attached to said toilet via a 6 foot chain was a very territorial rooster. In order to drink said beer, you had to flush it into the bowl and scoop it out with a solo cup, while fending off a crazed…

10 year old me made a ton of money and got almost every game ever made for the Commodore 64 because my dad wholesaled 5.25 inch floppy disks and had the exclusive account for the Verbatim colored disks for the first year they were out. There was a monthly meeting called VICtims that was just 100 or so people all…

Yes.  The base 4 cylinder in the Fox body was an 8 plug engine.  Pretty sure the SVO turbo was a 4 plug motor.  

That grill only makes sense if Attenborough is narrating a new series on how BMW luxury sedans are powered by krill and plankton.

No big deal.  I designed a car that could go 300 MPH, fly, AND had a rocket launcher back when I was like 7 years old.  

And I’ll throw in a full sized spare if you sign right now!

That’s how it works.  Undercover unit identified him, traffic unit looked for the first infraction that could be used to pull him over.  The most common is not turning into the first available lane.  

Talcum X can do no wrong.  

That’s because we’ve always been at war with Eurasia.  

My E30 owners manual had a series of suggested roadside exercises and stretches to perform while taking a break on long drives. BMW had this back in 1985.

I’m not getting fat, I’m just moving up to a new weight class!

Try driving around in Germany with a dent like that.  Get back to us.  

Buc-ee’s would like a word with you. Still the king of the public throne experience.  Private stalls, so no wide-stance shenanigans, and cleaned consistently and constantly.  

Was hoping for the shot of the tailgunner raising a Pepsi to his capitalist adversary.   

Stanglewicz has been offered movie rights to his name for the next 300 buddy cop movies as long as he’s the guy that dies first.  

It will be a sad day when Florida Man realizes that “never break more than one law at a time” is actually fantastic advice.