Greatest city on Earth, folks!

Ain’t care, got paid.

When even the Germans state that the regulatory environment in the US is too cumbersome, maybe there is a problem.  

Mine was an 85.  You could set a warning speed that would activate the chime, and the PO had it set at 60 for whatever reason.   

The car still has only 7 miles on it?   Fuck every one of these owners with a white hot iron.  

My E30 had the same thing.  Took me a month to figure out why it dinged at me every time I hit 60.  

Get the clicks before they’re sold for $1.  

I can buy a $300 chip for just about any OEM OBD system that says it’s running clean as a whistle even if I have a nitro hemi under the hood spitting out unburned fuel and clubbing baby seals.

Proper tongue lashing it was. Even did the “go in circles” bit.  

Cunning, how the controller handled that Air Lingus. All with his mouth.  I bet his jaw was tired after all that.  

Peasants?  Dudes afraid his own employees won’t recognize him and will kick his ass or kill his dog for pressing the call button.  

You’re supposed to overnight parts from Japan, not the other way around.  

So, you detect hidden cameras by looking for hidden cameras and maybe asking the driver if there are hidden cameras? Got it.

Many of them have a literal image of food/drink on them.  This is just salty/lazy flight attendant nonsense.  

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I’ll give you that.  Best date I ever went on was at a dirt sprint race outside of Tulsa.  

Racing should never be held at an oval.  

My SL is the best car GM ever made.  

Who has the worst hangover in the office today?

Socialists ain’t got no money.