Fuck yes! I’m so excited for this!!!

Waking up after a type of kidney surgery and kind of peeing but not being able to pee because they kinked the line from my catheter. It hurt. They managed to recreate outside of my body what had happened inside of my body. And then told me to just pee, the catheter takes care of everything. I was like, I CAN’T. They…

Might they be... kitten heels? 😸

Or if we’re connected to occupied uteruses. 

Haha, I think I’d much prefer a drunk and alive snake!

My current gross things are the sounds my coworkers make, but at my previous job at a winery, it was what clogged the sink over in the tasting room. They used that sink to empty spit buckets. My coworker was able to unclog it and he brought the clog over to the production side. It was an almost unrecognizable, spit…

Except “guys” is also gendered. Which sucks because I still haven’t found a better term!

Those looks like crispy fried eggs, which are wonderful. 

Unfortunately not. She is extremely against abortion in any case. Doesn’t matter how it came about, it’s God’s will. 

Oh my god, yes, hypothetical!!! 

She literally only votes for whoever is against abortion.

Holidays bring out the best in people! 

I found out that my mother was fine about my 13yo niece getting raped as long as she had the baby.

I was young and didn’t have money so... I gave my sister her own used nail polish that I had stolen out of her room.

Ha, Dead Dads Club! Though mine didn’t go on Thanksgiving, it was pretty close. 

I was house sitting and came down with what we called my “stomach thing.” Debilitating internal pain for what seemed like no reason, which meant no one quite believed me, including doctors. I made spinach dip for my family dinner before the pain was too much for anything but the fetal position. Tried to tell my mom on…

I call it my happy food dance! And I make rainbows with m&m’s. 

I do this too! Even numbers are too round and boring, I prefer my numbers to be spiky.

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Yaaaaaaaaaaaaay!!!!!!!!!!!!!