I washed a bowl for a snack of dry Frosted Mini Wheats when I was home alone from school. As I was munching, I didn’t mind the wet ones, since I did a fairly poor job of drying. Until something popped in my mouth. I kind of froze and then took the wet thing out of my mouth. Black head, white deflated body.

Eh, you shouldn’t coddle them. 

Chamber Pot of Secrets!

I lost my virginity from one year to another after drinking whisky from a baking sheet with a straw and crying about the exboyfriend who I would have rather lost my virginity to than the exboyfriend I did then lose my virginity to. Then was made to go to a New Years Day party at my priest’s family’s house. Was…

😍

I was a dumb kid with no money, no allowance, and in no way crafty. I had no idea what to do. So I gave my sister her own used nail polish. But at least I wrapped them?

I don’t know what I’m going to cry about, but I know I will. 

This happened on Grey’s Anatomy! She had two uteruses. 

I don’t think you’re overthinking it. I’d like to see if there was ever a female shooter that was referred to as a “lady”. 

NOT a gentleman. 

Fuck! Megyn Kelly shares my birthday! But to more than make up for it, so does Margaret Atwood. 

Ha, I got AIDS. And g-spot. 

I named my cat Tom Hardy. Annnd the person Tom Hardy is on my “list”.

🎶It’s the most wonderful time of the year🎶

I love your name and pic!

Ugh. Let’s hope not!

This is what I call natural selection. Weed out the weak!

Yup. Thankfully, I didn’t get any more of those phone calls while I was working there.

I know this is late!

Yeah, mine was actually 666, too! Just got too excited and couldn’t type?