If anyone mentions the words “toxins” or “detox”, that’s how I know they’re full of BS.

I, too, enjoy bone juice for lunch.

Are Gwyneth’s space-age health boosters suitable for children? They could be the solution to all my financial problems.

“It’s really important for me to support my detox.”

I start every day by injecting coffee straight into my veins. This avoids the upset stomach. I follow that with an hour of movement. Fortunately, I have a private bathroom.

If this clown ate actual food she’d get the vitamins she’s craving.

Ah yes, requiring regular IVs for everyday living, definitely the mark of health.

I will pay for her next IV, provided it’s filled with low grade heroin.

Nothing says “wellness” like being hooked up to an IV instead of, you know, eating FOOD with nutrients.

God would it serve Texas right if all the women, minorities and LGBTQ+ people up and left. The whole state would fall apart in like two days.

College kids, drunks and stoners 15 years ago: “Man, if I could get fast food delivered right now, that would punish. These restaurants would make a billion dollars, I don’t know why they wouldn’t try it.”

One man’s “greasy” is another man’s “juicy” I suppose.

To get movie style popcorn at home, you need a Whirley Pop, regular popcorn, Flavacol, orange coconut oil and the soybean oil based butter flavored popcorn topping. In a pinch, you can omit the coconut oil and just use the popcorn topping as the oil to pop the popcorn. 

Rivas and his advocates also expressed concern that Lehigh Valley Hospital-Cedar Crest’s aggressive actions are part of an effort to cover up potential malpractice

Waiting for the water to boil is literally how you cook all pasta...

Ripping newborns and infants away from their parents?

If they do send her to jail is she just going to throw out the kids since they didn’t work?

“the best way to stop Russian troops from raping Ukrainian women is to get Russian troops the fuck out of Ukraine. Am I missing something?”

You’re missing the “how”. 

What a delightfully gross response! The idea Is obviously to bring more awareness to the very real and very specific nightmares that women and children experience during conflicts like this.

Bloody well done that woman!