I get excited when I see a dress specifically with full length sleeves. 3/4 sleeves irritate me especially because they always bunch up around my elbow.

If not the employees, it’ll be the customers who have tricked themselves into thinking Starbucks is a classy establishment.

I saw her perform recently, and the show was delayed almost 30 minutes because about half the audience was late. She spent the first several minutes of the show admonishing us for not showing up on time. It was awesome. She can make ANYTHING delightful.

Told Joe about this and he was horrified. He decided hamsters are the superior rodents because of their decision to have stubby, tangle-proof tails.

Unfortunately, I didn’t catch on to these things. At all. It was my brother, 4 years younger, who often explained stuff like this to me. For example, mom would ask me to do something and I’d say no. An argument would ensue. After one such incidents, he popped into my bedroom and told me that instead, I should agree…

My mom was the same way growing up. She knew that maybe would just give me an invitation to pester and argue endlessly until she got annoyed and said no. Which would lead to more whining than if she had said no in the first place. Going straight to yes or no was imperative to her sanity.

Exactly. I have 2 friends who have both bipolar disorder and a tbi. They both hold a variety of opinions that are not supported by facts or reality. They also think Trump is a monster. Because while their medical conditions involve cognitive distortions and such, their worldviews are ultimately grounded in kindness…

Is it wrong that I find this strangely adorable?

A few years ago, I bought a white duvet cover. It worked out perfectly well until January of this year when I got a black cat. I now have a navy duvet cover.

Please start the gofundme for this immediately. I will live on lentils for a few months in order to see this happen. My first suggestion for a comedian is Aparna Nancherla.

Nonsense. Chipotle is delicious. Those rats have it made and they know it.

Unfortunately, that’s debatable. Higher level members are protected from accusations of criminal offenses, including rape, against lower level members. To the point where victims are told that contacting police makes them enemies of Scientology. I think the use of Scientology dogma is definitely used to justify…

I’m really hoping for the sake of that kid’s future that either you misheard or it’s a nickname.

My mom was asking me what I thought the kid would be named and for whatever reason, the name Muffin popped into my head. On one hand, I have little chances of winning any bets, on the other hand if that is the name they choose, I’m gonna be rich.

That’s her kitty condo. Although being in a bird cage, filled with birds of course, would be the most joyful event of her entire life. The birds would find it less enjoyable.

She’s so cute! I certainly hope it’s nothing with her and she’s just being mercurial. Health scares with pets are awful.

Kelsey Grammer is why we can’t have nice things. Also, I’m surprised that they chose Zooey Deschanel as Belle. Her voice just isn’t right for the part. OTOH, I’m thrilled they didn’t cast a 21 year old for once.

I have to get my cat to a talent agent IMMEDIATELY. She was born to play this role.

I don’t plan on having a kid, but I’d be exactly the same way. Wee Converse high top Chuck Taylors are a NECESSITY for an infant, and you can’t tell me otherwise.

I agree. At 14, my brother started drinking an absurd amount of coffee. He was using caffeine as an attempt to self medicate for what turned out to be suicidal depression. Caffeine consumption for most teens is one of those things that is most likely benign. However, a significant increase in caffeinated beverages can…