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Maybe for a console game, but compare it with their first NFS title, Hot Pursuit. Run that on a PC in 1080p with 60FPS and it'll look quite a lot more attractive than Paradise. Either way, Paradise was from 2008 which really isn't that early in this generation so it had a bit of time to get things looking right.

"Alright now pay attention, everyone, because this part is really important if you want to do well at this game without paying money... *keeps stream on for twelve hours before going to next step*"

Rev3 Games gave it a 3/5 citing great story and aesthetics but generally poor gameplay so that brings the average down a bit.

How do you sell your engine without a working tech demo, though? As much as I enjoyed Far Cry and Crysis, it's pretty obvious that they were designed around pretty graphics with gameplay a secondary concern, but that doesn't mean they don't have value.

I'd only keep playing 3 as long as you have content to enjoy. FU is still pretty good but it's not that unique of an experience is all. Playing Ocarina of Time after playing Majora's Mask or Wind Waker, this is not. It's more like playing the original New Super Mario Bros. after playing the Wii U version.

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No joke, I would love the Minecraft movie to have the same writers/directors. Phil Lord and Christopher Miller are absolutely hilarious. I remember one of my favorite shows from them and Bill Lawrence called Clone High on MTV. Good times.

The first Shin Megami Tensei comes to iOS next month. It'll be out on March 18 for $8, Atlus says. Here's hoping you don't have to pay real money to negotiate with demons. That'd be kind of evil.

As someone who has played about half of Freedom Unite, it's still pretty good. Both are really well-made (and, as always with Capcom, have pretty hilarious writing if you pay attention enough) but one obviously looks better than the other and has better gameplay than the other. Crazy/illogical PS-only MH fanatics will

If I remember correctly, the only buttons are arrows to move through the menus, a select button, maybe a home button of some sort, and a back and/or rewind button. This is off of the top of my head but it's not like your average cable remote at all. It's even easier to understand than a Wii remote.

I got my technologically-illiterate parents a Roku a couple Christmases ago actually and they love it. It's surprisingly simple to use and the remote barely has any confusing buttons on it, too.

I highly doubt that an application that connects to non-Nintendo servers will stop working. That's not how things like Netflix work. Besides, even if it was being shut down, the Wii only outputs 480p video and pretty much every device on the planet streams Netflix at a higher level of quality, so it's not really a

The article clearly states that it's only the services for games that are being shut down. Mostly everything else, including the virtual console, will still remain up.

I literally just tried that out right now and it feels so simplistic and surface-level compared to the type of dating sites I'd prefer. I want people to know who I am before they talk to me and not just base it on pictures. Unfortunately the only girls who ever use those sites barely know how to spell or format a

I wouldn't really know since I'm not a girl, but that seems like a good guess at the very least. It's especially noticeable on things like dating sites where guys are constantly messaging girls while girls almost never message guys, or so it seems. Every single person I've met online like that, I had to approach on my

Two of my best friends/exes has to deal with creeps like this. They're bothered by it every other day and has no idea how people get her information. Poor girls...

One, two, three pints of blood! Ah- ah- ah!

I won't be satisfied until Link is an omnisexual drag-queen furry. We're technically part-way there with the whole Twilight Princess thing, so...

I don't believe it's a perfect game, far from it actually. I just believe it to be unfairly lampooned is all. There are games much more deserving of scorn than a game that really wasn't all too different from the games in the series' past anyway. If I ever had a chance to analyze the gameplay and prove a large number

I know that you weren't trying to do anything, and I didn't want to give that impression. You're fine, dude, really. I'm just a little sick and tired of people not really thinking about the jokes they say, no matter how simple they are. There's such a thing as a hurtful joke and while this is "just a video game, man"

Yeah, but that doesn't really mean it's a good joke. I hope I'm not coming off as rude or anything, but it's just really tiring hearing the same old factually incorrect statement over and over, even if it's repurposed into something technically new like how you made it. Some jokes are just not funny and not only