If you don’t like it, why are you contributing to the numbers by coming here?

But Uber is a shitty company. It’s not like that’s some kind of commie pinko hot take or something.

Door’s over there on the left. Let us know if you need help with the instructions…

And I thought liberals were the snowflakes. Are you triggered, you poor thing? If you don’t like auto-relevant articles rightfully criticizing this tyrannical asshole you voted for that we’re all now stuck with, scroll the fuck onto the next one like the mature adult you’re aspiring to be.

Pretty galling to whinge about “hearing both sides” when you turn tail and run when you hear the side you don’t like.

I will keep clicking on every one of these articles to contribute my $0.00001, I even try to click on ads if I may be genuinely interested in the products being advertised so maybe double that amount. I want to support this website and it’s writers, even if your not strictly sticking to sprots... er, cars.

You do realize that you are a cliche, and this trope has been littering these comment sections for years. And yeah, see you tomorrow. Your tears taste delicious :)

Bye Felecia

Bye.

We’re actually having a great traffic month if anyone is curious.

Easy. Just don’t click it.

Im not sure, since I live in an echo chamber, but I think Uber uses cars.

I liked it when Jalopnik was about cars and there weren’t fascists running America. I guess neither of us gets to have it our way.

See you tomorrow.

“I know I’m in the minority”

Maybe a dumb question, but I’m seeing Pitot tubes on most of these cars. Are they using them to measure speed over more conventional means or are there really systems on these cars so advanced they’re taking changes in air density and pressure into account?

Can the Rolex 24 be watched on the IMSA app? That would alleviate the Fox Headache™

I’m kind of in the same boat. My heart gives it a Kool-Aid Oh Yeah, but my CA DMV gives it an OH NO YOU DI-IN’T!

Okay but she could have gotten her period and bled all over the Oval office. And when women are in their late 60's their period blood turns to acid, as you well know. It’s like you libtards don’t even think.