How do I get your Dad to stop showing up at my place begging me to plunge my purple-headed warrior into his creampie until I deliver a quivering mound of love pudding. Seriously.

Yeah, it never occurred to me that 68.8% of the U.S. population is overweight/obese is a good thing, but yay for them being too lazy and fat for a revolution.

You obviously didn't read/comprehend the article. It states cyanobacteria did just that, alter Earth and its atmosphere, billions of years ago when they started producing oxygen.

Only buy these, and their Sylvania counterparts, if you enjoy replacing your headlights every 3-6 months. Really, read the reviews on Amazon.

Only buy these, and their Sylvania counterparts, if you enjoy replacing your headlights every 3-6 months. Really,…

Agreed. It seems the recipient of collective derision has shifted from hipsters to millennials.

It sounds like you're in the devaluation stage. I wish you the best (i.e., you get out and move on with your life).

Tell your bf you'll try it if it's MMF threesome. More in it for you.

If the other person, the third, is another guy it would be a non-issue. Just sayin' ;)

Who dafuq narcs on themselves? That is not a thing.

Save your money for the Gronk cruise, Gurl!

It's a cordyceps! Finally, an explanation for everything that is Trump.

The guy in this GIF is handsome. Do you know who it is?

Who the fuck takes a check, or MEDICAL ADVICE, from someone who looks 16? Who? Who does that?

Well played, Stella. Well played.

Did you guys physically have to move office spaces due to the reorg? Also, why am I still grey?

You, Sir, are a gentleman and a scholar.

^This. Just when I thought there was no way I could possibly dislike Ann Coulter more, she makes me actively hate her.

Ha! Love the analogy, but the worst thing about the Bernie are his supporters. Gawd, they are the worst.

I did not know there was another Wilson brother. Heretofore, I thought Luke was the hotter brother. Andrew is totes the hawtest. Yummay.

Came to see this. Was not disappoint.