I don’t think it will even matter; Jeb and George W. can’t even fill up a church gym. Combined.

It comes down to physics. The above pair of Christian-Louboutin’s cost roughly as much as two pairs of Allen Edmonds; so high end. See that teeny tiny heel? It has an area of ~1 cm^2, so the forces put on it by a 120lb person is 120 lbs/cm^2. The heel on the pair of Allen Edmonds is ~81 cm^2, and the force put on it…

Yeah, I read that and immediately said to myself: That’s patently false. Why would you even lie about that?

This NEEDS to be an Olympic sport!

COTD!