Think about that poor mother and her 12 year old daughter. Imagine being her husband and the father of that child. You look forward every day to spending time with them when you get home from work and out of the blue you get a call that some loser destroyed them and took them away from you forever. You don’t even get…

I want to say something shallow, stupid, and sarcastic that I’m sure I would think was funny and that will probably include the word “Millennial” but no. This is just sad and tragic.

Seems unnecessarily complex. I’ve had one of these between my 99 and 02 Silverado for going on 14 years now. Lifetime warranty (got a new fabric, clamps and latch at about 8 or 9 years in - no questions asked).

Kinda looked like the cops were trying to wreck their Vics enough to get a newer car.

4/5 Mustangs: When the out of control Mustang makes contact with another motor vehicle (moving or stationary) Threat level: high

Meanwhile a plane carrying Pre Malone landed earlier without incident. A federal manhunt has begun for Actual Malone, who has vanished without trace.

Like no judgements?

A white guy with bad face tats, but somehow with enough money for a private plane. Momma lied to me.

Who?

I’m not going to wade into the debate as to whether or not a motorcycle map screen is sacrilege

Just turn off traction control and stabiltrak and you too can pull a Patrick George and stuff the car into the barrier.

Counterpoint: “Hurr durr It’s not scary” is a good way to end up Orlove’d or worse. There isn’t a 500+ hp car in production (existence) that doesn’t deserve respect. 

Viper was terrifying, battle hardened lunacy. How’d that work out?

This is to tell you all that I will not be posting “lovely lady” awards any longer.  I’ve been doing it for almost ten years and have decided to hang it up. 

twist-bear rear suspension

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Ah yes, the younger crowd, the ones who could just about afford a used C5. Yes, this will surely be a smashing sales success!

“It’s about fucking time, dipshits.”

Personally, I like this paint scheme on a mid-engine Corvette Race car

It would appear that Obama must continue to play the “Magical Negro” role until white liberals are satisfied with his overall performance.