I, too, am an over-sweater, mostly on my face. I'll have droplets raining off the end of my nose and my jawline while on the subway, while everyone else looks inexplicably dry and fine. I HATE IT. It ruins makeup, hairstyles and the collars of every light-coloured top/dress/jacket I own.

Fantastic! Now if you could tell me how to remove words from the dictionary, that would be awesome too. I would LOVE if it autocorrected "fir" to "for", since I can't see myself texting about fir trees ever in my lifetime.

Hm, what neighborhood is celebrity-packed? I'd say there are way more bankers/lawyers than movie stars overall. Maybe we grow up with a healthy perspective on assholery but not necessarily fakery? I dunno.

It's London, it's always cold (and rainy).

me pretty please! jbak88

It was my brother's huge black trench coat and eternal Morrissey for me, circa 1990.

Get out! I went to school in Po-town! Well, more like Hyde Park until my parents transferred me to Lourdes for being a very naughty teenager. Ah, to be hanging out in a Catholic schoolgirl uniform on the Main Mall...good times.

For what it's worth, I'm sure it feels very genuine to her. I remember being that age, despairing at life and thinking no one understood. She just has the cash and connections to take it further than I could, in a very public way.

Sure, but the problem is when there's nothing wrong and they're just being whiny for no good reason other than to remind parents who's really in charge.

So, as a non-parent, I'm wondering how people discipline kids this young? I assume not-yet-2 year olds aren't going to understand how time outs or no dessert or no toys are related to their behavior. Just curious!

I think Clinton did a lot to break down the mystique of the office in terms of TMI.

@Zasalamel: Yeah, you're right, except both are on the same side just on either end.

They missed a trick by not replicating his cool little beaten up journal with drawings and clues intact.

The thing about the Justin Bieber party supplies thing is, they're available at ANY place that sells party supplies in the UK. It's not like the Middletons brokered some kind of exclusive distribution deal, so this is a bit misleading.

Can't even begin to tell you how many times I fell off that goddamn Rainbow Road!

Is that an excuse? I thought it was a meme.

Right? She's got a teenage daughter FFS!

If a popstar sings in the forest where there's no one to applaud, does she really exist?

I thought the racism rumors were debunked when she married a black man?

But when would she see kids in poverty?