The SEC cares a whole lot. Releasing information that is knowingly false which has an impact on stock price is a crime in these parts.

HA! Well done.

Your damn right I did it!

Record Sales...Records Sales...Record Sales...

You are definitely onto something. Thunderdome, but the only weapons are iPads!

They are selling warranties. They break $1000 worth of iPads to get people to sign up for their service. Breaking stuff isn't their hobby, its their business.

I see you found the book.

I thought the same thing. A "stick" is something from a tree or something a significant other pees on to see if they are pregnant.

I have learned that most people don't mind nice drunks. Its the mean ones that ruin it for everyone. I think Guinness has a lower alcohol content than other "premium" beers (dont quote me on that). Most people cant drink a lot of them because they are so heavy, but that doesn't bother me at all.

HA! Take a close look at the computer Scotty is "talking" to.

"You got a Friend in me."

Oh goodness. I feel your pain, I live in NYC and across the street from 2 pubs. I had 10 pints of Guinness a glass of Whiskey and 3 glasses of Bourbon and a shot of Jameson with the bartender. I drank the shot, looked at my wife and said quietly to her, "please take me home". I promptly went home and fell asleep…

I am pleased.

Mike Daisey meet Jason Russell.

No no no...she is too OLD for Bunga Bunga!

Thanks Debbie

Yes, but she has an iPhone in her bikini. This is more realistic for an iPad.

Posted (like a jerk)... Surely, you meant "Posted (with a jerk)..."

Requested by popular demand!

I thought this would be a review of porn on the new iPad.