Lena’s story is that she just happened to be curious one day and checked out her sister’s vagina, and on that same day her sister just happened to have put rocks inside herself.

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He was supposed to be involved with the funeral, for some bizarre reason. He’d had no prior involvement to that point.

“Work” is a wrestling term for something being planned, scripted, fake, etc. In this context it was asking whether the guy playing the character is really a liberal or not. Since he is, his character is a “shoot” - the opposite of a work.

Loved his promo, but he lost points when he didn’t forfeit the match to his opponent while apologizing for his white privilege.

The murders were terrible and all but I don’t really want to have to process all that, so to this day I mostly hate Benoit for robbing us of Vince McMahon’s funeral that was set to air that night. With random cameos by Bruce Campbell and Vince’s never-before-seen brother and surely one of the McMahons throwing…

The Chiefs in recent years have used the franchise tag a lot—Dwayne Bowe, Branden Albert, Justin Houston, Tamba Hali, Berry—and it’s frequently delayed negotiations, thus costing them more money and complicating their cap situation.

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A young girl, Nabra, was brutally targeted and murdered- beaten to death - her body thrown into a pond by an over-privileged whiteboy piece of shit last night in Virginia.

I’ve only ever cared about star ratings in the sense that it tells me what matches I haven’t seen are worth watching. But I do remember thinking it was lame that the first Undertaker/HBK Wrestlemania match didn’t get 5 stars. Now that it’s going up past 6 stars it seems even lamer.

It depends on how the story is told. A lot of works fit the legend to their own needs. He’s definitely cursed in the sense that he’s immortal and has to wander endlessly (which also fits his earlier scene with Gloria where he talked about all the flights he was taking). But whether he comes off “haunted” depends on…

Swango chats with Twin Peaks’ Ray Wise—playing the role of the cowboy from The Big Lebowski and also Saint Peter

Enjoyed the game as I played it. But when I was done, I had no interest whatsoever in replaying it, which is the exact opposite of how I felt after the first 3 games. I mainly contribute that to ditching the paragon/renegade setup, which gave a different experience while playing even if it didn’t make much difference…

Inappropriate phrase? How do you think you get corn and wheat and other things that states like Nebraska produce? Because people there work in fields.

Buster Posey quietly backing into the bushes like Homer Simpson.

Batista hurt his back landing awkwardly on Bubba’s foot and had to be taken to a local hospital for x-rays. As he was being loaded into the ambulance, Bubba got in his face about how he messed up his foot. Orton doesn’t seem to have let it go.

It’s actually the third time he made the same misplay in the series. Cain was first, this one was the third, but the second time the runner wasn’t as fast and only got a triple out of it.

“He... he... he’s white! He has greasy hair!”

Bray could be such a great character if he was ever given the slightest direction. But since he never has any, his promo skills go to waste because he’s just rambling about nothing. And every major feud he’s ever had follows the exact same pattern: hokey supernatural shit that doesn’t even fit the nature of his…

Thoughts and good wishes for the poor souls who clicked on this article thinking “Hmm, a brutally personal reality-TV feud, sounds interesting” and then died of boredom as they waited for that subject to come up.