She assaulted her nephew. It's not parent/child, but there's still an obvious power difference.

She assaulted her teenage nephew. It's been "shoehorned" as domestic violence ever since she was, you know, arrested for domestic violence.

The Sox pen had thrown multiple wild pitches, so there was value in getting to 3rd. Especially with the Royals' weak offense. And the steals probably wouldn't have even drawn a throw. They weren't going to let the tying/winning run come home on a bad, rushed throw to 3rd.

I had started working at a new place. I absolutely hate pooping at work, but sometimes it has to be done. Just such an occasion arose about a week after I started at the new place. Thankfully, the bathrooms were large (5 or 6 stalls) and it was empty.

Jeff Allen has an elbow injury and needs surgery. The headline says he needs an injury, as though he's fine and the writer wants him to get hurt.

Do they still have the statue for the guy whose clothes from the night of a double homicide were never found?

Susan Gutweiler was a wife and mother. She was killed in a crash when Leonard Little, who played for the St. Louis Rams, ran a red light and plowed into her car. His BAC was over twice the legal limit. At the scene of the accident, he blamed "the bitch" for running the light and wrecking his expensive car. He played…

In the interest of equality, the headline should have been "Dumb Jock Shocked To Learn Employees of Out Magazine Are Gay". When everyone clicks to find out what silly straight person we get to laugh at, boom, they learn gay players are just like everyone else.

So, it's unclear just how exactly Matt Prater went from looking at a one-year suspension and wound up with just four games.

It would be bitter karma if in a couple years the NFL finds out we had vastly exceeded our cap during the 2013 season, have that entire season voided, our Lombardi trophy forfeited

It took two small miracles in week 17 last year to give the Chargers a chance at a playoff spot. All they had to do was beat the Chiefs. They promptly spent 58 minutes getting choke slammed by Knile Davis and Chase Daniel. Chase fuckin Daniel. It took a Ryan Succop shank to get this team into the playoffs and we…