Awww Spicey. Most people past adolescence have learned when best to use ‘delete’ rather than ‘send’.

I get where you’re coming from but it is like Deadwood around here. I would say it’s a safer bet that her murderer spends very little time thinking about Mike Pence.

I get that. Just wanted to say in this place it’s not the first thing you think about.

Not necessarily. This town is pretty cool with trans people. What we’ve got is a crazy gun situation. Lots of bystander victims. Yesterday a totally random dude was standing on the neutral ground at Napolean and St Charles ave, and suddenly found himself on the ground bleeding from a gunshot wound in his side that…

I have a certain amount of hillbilly in my DNA which is positive DJT is the antichrist. The voices in my head have been discussing this since last spring.

Time to take PawPaw’s keys away.

Yes the times they are a-changin’. For sure the second wife gets a prenup.

Prenups? Maybe more nowadays but they are a new-money invention. Old money invented other things like passive-aggressive placecard arrangement.

Indeed

Not the Pierre! How mortifying.

This is new money rich people wedding behavior. Old money just sends piercing lasers of thought-hate at each other through their eyeballs and the newlyweds embark on a life of emotional distance, then after the ceremony everybody gets letters from lawyers.

i’m exhausted, so now I’m just referring to classic poetry...

Prediction- Easy D is just finding out that ‘he’ actually WAS in court, where the judges are, you know, and they do the judgey thing? Anyway, he will be LIVID that he was not allowed to testify on his own behalf. Like when they didn’t explain the things he was signing to him. This is NOT FAIR! BOO! From now on, if…

Yes!

And I would have gladly taken that spanking

My cousin’s army guys were constantly on trial and being sentenced to death for war crimes. It was Nuremburg up in that attic.

So you could pull their heads off in the bathtub and squirt water at your cousin

It’s more of a primal urge

No, the silver-tipped traditional pin gave a more natural silhouette under Barbie’s swimsuit than the ones with colored balls on the end.