So you could pull their heads off in the bathtub and squirt water at your cousin

It’s more of a primal urge

No, the silver-tipped traditional pin gave a more natural silhouette under Barbie’s swimsuit than the ones with colored balls on the end.

I used to give my little niece MA dolls, nothing has changed. She would open the package, then 3-2-1 bloomers off.

He was bendable, so totally able to copulate with Barbie on her swing set. Also, Ken was gay.

‘Sewed on’? I would have fixed that in about five seconds. I played with dolls in the sixties. All my Madame Alexanders were stripped and redressed regularly. The Barbies were all sexually promiscuous and had straight-pins pushed into their boobs for nipples.

Oh please. Everybody knows the first thing you do with a doll is get her naked.

Kate Hudson is me with the lopsided underboob.

I AM NOT AN EXPERT but I know this much. AA members are asked repeatedly to not discuss their experience with press and/or media. It does NOT exist to provide these people their storylines. Judging the quality of another alcoholic’s sobriety is also a big nono. Being careful not to say “AA” shouldn’t make a person…

Kyan is a nice guy as well.

Fallopia wants to give this dude a big, wet, cootie-infested kiss

Fallopia made the front page of bill moyers! http://billmoyers.com/story/solidarity-plus-10-other-reasons-women-showed-up-to-march/

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Yeah, I had posting privileges on Gawker an Jez for years, then had to change my name because I had a nasty troll. Been gray ever since. I miss being here so much, but my requests for reinstatement have had no effect. I can’t tell you how sad it makes me. Enjoy the community...it’s much harder to participate from the…

Thank you, whoever ungrayed this!

Sorry I missed y’all, it was a really great day for Fallopia

Was that y’all in the top picture? I met you, we took a picture! I wish I had known it was you!!! (I was Fallopia in the pink wig and tutu.) it really was such a good day.....

This was the barrier at the Mall

FALLOPIA WAS THERE! Fallopia saw Maxine Waters and Gloria Steinem and Janelle Monae and Michael Moore and Madonna! Fallopia danced all day and made so many friends and got so many hugs and had her picture taken maybe 300 times. Fallopia LOVES having her picture taken because she is a SUPERMODEL LIKE MELANIA. She…