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Yes, that is 100% accurate. Also, all cats have an STD called toxoplasmy, which infects a lot of their owners.

Yes, it’s all documented in that Mel Gibson movie Apocalypto. It actually won the Academy Award for Best Screenplay so it must be authentic?

Like men, dogs are much more loyal. Cats will shack up with anyone at anytime.

Maybe like an Aztec? The Aztec’s were actually all killed by African slaves.

Cats are actually “baby killers”. They can suck the living air right out of an infant. What dirty creatures.

You say tomato, he says tomahto.

No, I agree. He looks like all of those except white. But the liberal media had to find a way to somehow blame whitey for this.

Gawker claims that he was a white hispanic?

Zman (I like to call him Zman) started the fight by asking Trayvon to leave his plush, all white, upscale neighborhood.

You can have my gun when you pry it from my cold dead hands.

Fassbender beat his girlfriend? What a jerk.

WTF are you talking about?

Yes to both.

It’s Aspergers.

God, her voice is annoying.

This is so disgusting. I can’t believe they do this in front of children.

Yes, but he’s also fucked up. Just listen how he talks.

What kind of pressures does Chet Haze have? I think he has Aspergers?