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Everything I learned about getting in shape, I learned from the Big Bad Booty Daddy, Scott Steiner.

Just a heads up here but practically nobody is followed for this lateral, and it’s stopping people from commenting. I am, and I’m here un-greying folks mostly bc this is your piece and I follow you specifically, but The Slot would be getting a shitload more traction/ traffic if more people were followed.

“The Guy in in red at :09 second was the one that started everything”.

I haven't seen a Longhorn that confused about what to do since Vince Young took the Wonderlic.

Next you’re going to tell me Dan Majerle’s tan wasn’t real.

you guys are fucking shameless

It would be so amazingly awesome if we just dissolved the United States. Liberals would suddenly run out of Other Peoples Money, who would they mooch off of instead?

Trust me, you run the entire Democrat peanut farm, they’ll be just as nutty. They have in the past.

Well, let’s see, we’ll have:

Challenge: This is the most liberal site I’ve read (yes, even worse than the Huffington Post). If Deadspin releases an article dissing the Democratic ticket, then I will post a video of myself running naked across a tennis court.

I grew up in Bellevue WA, a suburb of Seattle. I haven’t seen a Godfathers for who knows how long until seeing one a few weeks ago inside a run down mini-mart here in Nashville. Haven’t tried it yet so i don’t know if it’s got that old Godfather’s magic.

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This scene alone makes the movie. Probably the best acting of Stallone’s career. They never should have made sequels, even if they were solid action movies. Rambo wasn’t just some mindless killer, he was a seriously fucked up dude

He’ll be able to do a three-point stance perfectly now.

Of course Bostonians expect everybody else to be familiar with their dogshit neighborhoods.

Spoken like a true a southie.

Is that a winky face, or did Jason lose his eye too?

I was shocked to see how many of them REQUIRE makeup to look remotely attractive.