I know, Watergate and Vietnam and all that, but if Nixon made Siamese Dream and Melon Collie and the Infinite Sadness, I’d vote for him.

He said that after she died, when he was upset.

I like when a person is charged with a crime, retains council, is tried and convicted by a jury of his peers, receives a sentence from a sitting judge based on the laws of the jurisdiction, and then implies he didn’t get due process.

He must have saved himself by hiding in a nearby fridge.

1992 called and asked why yo mama so fat?

Still miss him every night when there’s nothing on at 11:30. And then miss Ferguson if I stay up til 12:30.

I know whenever I hear the phrase ‘good writing’ I think Star Wars

I sure this review will be received reasonably and people, regardless of whether or not they agree with it, will debate politely. It’s a good thing Star Wars has never caused people to behave in a disagreeable fashion.

he, “did not act with any criminal intentions”

#20 The Joker

Pretty sure it’s the writing and concept behind this ad that makes it a giant nut-filled turd.

Not sure how Jost is responsible for what Fallon did 20 years ago but ok

“There are no safe spaces in comedy, you privileged assholes! Now sign this document stating that you won’t criticize me on the internet, and if you don't laugh at my jokes I'll berate you."

You don’t have to do this man.

Occasional reminder that TPTB managed to turn Deadspin into a smoking crater cuz reasons.

They don’t come out with new words during November or December.

And that was nice.

This is not a great take. I hope that if you decide to see the film, you’ll give Hanks an earnest chance instead of trying to compare his face, voice, and gestures to the real life Mr. Rogers.

I think the only show that would be on my list that’s missing here is Maniac, but I wasn’t expecting anyone to care about that. Otherwise a very solid list.

“More tedious than unwatchable!” is a pull quote for the ages.