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I love when asked about a “fictional family” he immediately went to the Kardashians.

Get one of them Stranger Things kids to host, that’s really a hot property these days.

Shohei Ohtani is like the best thing going on in the sports world right now. And he’s handsome and charismatic enough to be a star.

I wish they’d remake stuff that actually needed remaking, like the Watcher in the Woods or The Black Cauldron.

Fuck it, I’ll host the damn thing.

This is my favorite short story from King, by far. I have to watch this.

I’m very interested to know how much of the documentary is spent on Top Secret! Anything less than half would be a disappointment.

So funny to think of Downers Grove as K.Schaal’s favorite vacation spot. That’s incredible.

This article is what ended my long-standing readership of The AV Club. This site is awful, and has been since the takeover, but I just needed that straw to break the camel’s back.

Ever since I listened to Rivers on Song Exploder I have had no interest in listening to his lab-created pop-rock products.

Whedon got “Booyah” from the animated show Teen Titans Go

They definitely are using Jerry Stiller’s voice talents in the Festivus segment, aren’t they?

Found the tub. Don’t give up! 

Just reread the book (I last read when I was 12, nearly 30 years ago) also rewatched the 1994 miniseries. I forgot how both of them start so strong and finish up a mess.

I guess it is true that it's impossible for SNL to get less than a C here. This episode was a train wreck, apart from the halfway decent Drew Barrymore sketch. 

Next up: Baskin sues Cardi B for defamation. Jury asks “Why are you famous, anyway?”

samesies

omg that was great.

The first “reveal” of what the cartoon actually was (“If you think you’re getting the kids, you’re fuckin crazy!”) was the only part of the broadcast that actually made me laugh out loud. So great.

The Letterman/Ferguson combo was really the last glory days of late night tv. Maybe forever. I like Colbert to a degree but Dave was the king. Corden doesn’t do anything for me. and forget about nbc and abc.