Ash

Jerusalem’s Lot is my favorite of King’s best short stories. SO GOOD.

it’s not a year. it’s 12 games.

He should be done for good. Any team that employs him from here on out should be required to take on liability.

The last 10 minutes of Captain Phillips are among the best acting of the last 10 years.

Yeah. I think I remember that scene now. Thanks!

Honestly, did The Big Lebowski actually CONFIRM he was a pederast? Wasn’t it just Walter repeating some rumors he heard?

This is the best football-related commentary on the internet.

Stick to sports, please.

It works for a while, and then doesn’t work at all. Sorta genius, actually.

That Kiwi band should definitely be paying royalties to Max Cavalera. 

was it Sanders who said the white house had “alternative facts”? As if a fact can be disputable?

“I remember I would go to this coffee shop where D’Arcy [Wretsky, Pumpkins’ bassist] was waiting tables and James [Iha, Pumpkins’ guitarist] would come in and they would play checkers and she’d show him a painting in the bathroom.”

You should see your doctor.

I think Hemmerling for Mitchell would agree with me.

I starred my own post for effect.

Drew,

“These kind of fake documentaries, or documentaries that mock the idea of documentaries themselves—I don’t know if there’s a better term for this—”

eh?

My son is 10 and didn’t really ask me any questions until recently. Me and my wife were having a conversation about teen pregnancy and, in a moment of personal obliviousness, I told him not to get any girls pregnant in high school. “How do I get girls pregnant?” he asked. I wasn’t ready to have that conversation in…