I had written a long post about the Riot Fest lineup announcement this morning, because avclub didn’t have an article about it, and as soon as i posted it and went back to the main page, an article was posted about it. So I moved the comment over there.

Slayer and the Village People, together at last.

well....

Last night I had an actual dream where Incognito got mad at a whistle and speared a referee in the chest with his helmet. I’m just writing this down in case it comes true in real life. I give it a 75% chance of happening.

Googled Amy Heckerling after reading this (cause I kinda had to know what kind of woman demands sex with Chris Kattan) and first result is the story of a secret child she had with Harold Ramis.

I am passingly familiar with Wheaton, having gone to college in Naperville. It’s a place I prefer to avoid, yeah.

hahaha nice take. If I was 34 and there was any chance the girl I was dating was under 18, I would be damn sure to ask her age first. I might ask for a copy of the birth certificate.

At which point he will promptly burst into flames.

Celebrated, sophisticated and accomplished actor John Malkovich is from a podunk town called Benton, IL. It’s hickville, honestly.

I’m a fan of Billy Corgan’s catalog. He now makes regular appearances on Alex Jones, writes rants about SJWs and apparently believes in lizard people.

He also admits (gleefully) to sexually assaulting a man, correct?*

hahaha, ok champ. see ya.

such a great song. such a great album. thanks for bringing a smile to my face.

nihilism is really the only proper ethos these days.

you two fucksticks should really re-read Drew’s article. The fact that this exchange happened on an article EXPLICITLY TELLING YOU NOT TO ACT LIKE THIS is hilarious.

not to excuse the entirely fucked up paradigms of american racism....

British racists are so fucking hypocritical. Like, you built a worldwide empire by conquering the lands of black and brown people, and now you’re pissed when they sit next to you on the tube? you plundered their resources for 500 years and now are worried they’ll take your job? Fuck off, mate.

I went to a sox game last year, or maybe two years ago, where they turned a triple play while I was waiting to take a piss. Seemed fitting.

I still have Head on VHS somewhere...

glad to hear that. should’ve been in the article.