Yeah, I’m sincerely impressed by his perseverance here.

Cubs are just all-in on the early tank job, looking for that sweet #1 draft pick next year. Theo Epstein is a baseball genius.

You can’t bat flip when you’re mad at yourself? These unwritten rules are so....unwritten!

Well, my thing is I’d never fall on my sword for Joe motherfuckin Biden. Get real. Absent all the allegations, he’s the least inspiring candidate out there...and that includes Beto.

But he seems so nice and normal!

same story. Actually my most reliable babysitter (grandpa) is in the hospital right now. Got a heart transplant on Wednesday.

They closed it in Florida but kept it in California.

Is that a reporter?

correct, I misspoke. The prosecutor’s office dropped the charges because they felt the case was not important enough to continue. I concede to you that there could have been other reasons—i.e., too difficult to prosecute, not enough evidence, poor investigations—that also factored into their calculus.

Although you won’t see it in the AV Club’s write up, Chicago media is reporting the assistant prosecutor as basically saying they believe Jussie faked the crime, they just don’t think its important enough to charge him.

Current reportage says that the prosecutor’s office is specifically not exonerating him--they still think he faked the crime, they just don’t think charges are worth pursuing. 

The county prosecutor’s office did not say new evidence came to life, that he is exonerated or anything. It said he’s done charity work and forfeited his bond, which is a “just” conclusion to this saga.

“See, I don’t think you get it. It’s respectful. I called them the Oregon Cucks because it rhymes with their team name, which is the Oregon Ducks.”

Funny how this team went from being celebrated in the first round to villains by the second. what a dick of a coach.

I mean, the drummer did play upside down, for fuck’s sake.

A. tell me what positive thing Henry got out of it. He just looked bewildered.

ding ding ding

A. stop conflating a game with creating soldiers. Its dumb, not appropriate, not helpful.

Stop pretending he could’ve said anything else without creating major problems for himself.