I watched The VVitch (I’m going to spell it that way, damnit) alone in a city far from home. It was most ideal.

I have so many questions.

Your life is backwards. You should eat takeout on weekdays, when nobody has time for anything (I’m assuming you and the missus both work 9—5 jobs here, apologies is not) and devote your weekend afternoons to preparing really great meals.

you have no idea how many filet-o-fishes are sold during lent in heavily-catholic areas. To use a scientific term--its shitloads.

His shooting “technique” (thrust the ball from your chest area) is really, really bad.

like....you are NEVER gonna watch that video ever. Put the phone down!

WHO IS THE MASKED SINGER?

What’s the last thing you binge watched?

What is your single most prized possession?

(note: not looking for sex stories)

What was the last thing you did that made someone exceptionally happy?

It bemuses me to hear all these entertainment industry types express that they didn’t know R Kelly was a predator until this documentary. Maybe its because I grew up in the south burbs of Chicago (I now live distressingly close to his old house, where a lot of this shit went down), but we were talking about this shit…

This is my reply, which you will not see because I am in the greys forever.

Awesome! It should also be about 60 minutes long. kthanxbye.

Interesting that the highway number shields look remarkably similar to the ones used on the U.S. interstate system.

trust me, Kim Foxx ain’t gonna do nothing about R Kelly.

This is some A+ level trolling. look at all these fools taking you seriously.

What’s Letterman doing right now anyway?

my thing is...i know this guy has his fans and all...but to me there’s nothing to his career that is even worth defending...none of us would be worse off if he simply went away.