He made a great catch against the Indians a couple weeks ago that robbed a dong. I’m in the picture.

Continuing the spoiler—the particular scene in which the racist cop was arrested was so bizarrely directed, shoehorned into the movie in a completely disjointed way. Was he under investigation the whole time, while Stallworth was also infiltrating the KKK? Because the sting operation took place (it seems to me) in the…

I am only glad these things exist because they led to Ben Folds’ perfect takedown of the genre in Ben Folds’ “Rockin the Suburbs” video.

I can’t wait for this. Gonna be great.

But if all you really need to do is confirm whether or not Trump said the N-word on a game show set...it seems like your memory would be pretty clear about that. We don’t really even need the details or the context. Did he or did he not do it? Yes or no?

Translation: “I’m not going to violate my non-disclosure agreement and get my ass sued.”

Try to keep up, Mothy.

I wonder if that moment wasn’t edited for television. Even though it’s “Jimmy Kimmel Live,” his show is never actually broadcast live, is it?

Big thumbs up for Pizano’s. Love that place.

I’m 39 years old and a Bears fan primarily because of a super bowl victory that happened 32 years ago. Fuck me.

Keaton’s performance in The Founder is a kind of all-American, capitalistic villain. Really liked that movie far more than I thought I would.

Before anyone asks, I never saw “This is the End.” Was he villainous in that?

Molly’s Game is a movie that came out last year. I can’t wholeheartedly recommend it, unless you really like poker. Anyway, Michael Cera turns in a performance that I felt was really well done and unlike anything I’d ever seen him do.

Who doesn’t know what Service Merchandise was? I’ll fight them. Best place to shop, ever.

you think a funeral can be planned in 8 hours??

This is just all around awful. 

I thought it was a platform to watch other people play video games? I can’t imagine what content they could produce that was worth charging for (the article refers to the content as a “pay per view” situation) or worth pirating like the guy did.

Sellout.

Why does this column have to end? It was the best and should last at least until the day of my funeral.

I misspoke. What I really meant to say is I bet at least 25% of Americans know who he is. Which means no more than 75% have “never heard of him,” unlike OP’s estimate of 99%