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Patti Labelle’s “Auld Lang Syne” from the 1960s is transformational.

All hail the jolly fat man!

Five supporting actor/actress noms for SNL? Gimme a break.

That’s possibly the weirdest naming-rights contract I’ve ever heard of.

It can be a challenge to get through. The core story (which is basically the sections of the books about “The Navidson Record”) are fantastically creepy. Some of the best horror writing around. Everything around it (the Johnny Truant sections) are a chore. I understand exactly what the author was going for, but on my…

God I love that movie.

The most dangerous theme park experience on film is obviously in National Lampoon’s Vacation, when the sole employee on duty (John Candy) and the entire family is on the roller coaster. WHO THE FUCK IS MANNING THE STATION? HOW DOES THIS RIDE START AND STOP???

Should be fairly easy to determine whether or not McCoy was even in London in the last 24 hours.

Also, his weird method of whistling that involved flicking off the camera. NEVER NOT FUNNY.

Yeah, I mean Letterman would do this kind of thing all the time. Certain jokes and lines would be repeated for like two years, then he’d switch it out for something new. But Letterman was, you know, funny.

I Remember one drummer just wrote “RENTAL” really big on the kick drum so Letterman wouldn’t have to ask. I wish that had made the comp video, Dave still commented on it somehow.

Overreaction. The music is tight, the production is good, Jimmy is amazing.

The Smashing Pumpkins made some dreadfully earnest music videos (“Try” and “Stand Inside Your Love” come to mind) and they made some music videos that are just gags (“Rocket,” “1979,” to a degree).

“Speaking at a press conference, law enforcement officials confirmed “several” fatalities from the attack, and said the suspected shooter has been detained and is being interviewed by detectives.”

But didn’t they have a tv show that like bombed miserably? Or am I inventing that memory?

Sure, downloading a song is theft. The point is, its not relevant to the conversation.

Musk is a complete asshole. I am pretty sure we all know this, right?

An active duty police officer, in the course of his official duties, told me pulling down your pants and masturbating in a public place isn’t a crime if nobody sees you do it.

Trendkill is a vastly underrated album. It’s just incredible.