avclub, where the caption truther movement began.

Nice to hear your opinion, Jimmy Fallon.

Professional athletics.

King wrote the screenplay on his own, so unless the line was ad-libbed on set (I claim ignorance about this), it belongs to him.

The first mini-series of The Stand is pretty damn perfect, imo. Adapting that beast of a novel isn’t easy, and making it 10 hours instead of 6 isn’t automatically going to make it better.

I watched WrestleMania III in a movie theater near my house in Illinois via a live transmission. Man, what a different world it was back then.

Yeah, I’ve wrestled with when its appropriate to introduce my son (who is almost 9) to movies like Beetlejuice and others. I was about his age when it was released, and I think I had to wait for VHS to actually see it, so I was about 10. But I had already seen things like Nightmare on Elm Street, Friday the 13th,…

I’m also not a lawyer, but I know that a lot of evidence for a lawsuit is actually compiled after the lawsuit is filed, during the period that lawyers call “discovery.” It’s quite common for 50% or more of the evidence to come out during this time.

I believe you!

I just found out yesterday this guy was on Head of the Class! Now that was a good show. Or, my reality-bending nostalgia remembers it as being a good show. Who knows?

I also view top-of-the-butter scrapers as inconsiderate weirdos. However, nothing beats rolling a hot corn cob over the top of a butter stick. Anyone who doesn’t do this, you’re missing out. And I don’t care who is around while I do it.

Tinker vs. Des Moines was about a public grade school, bro.

It sounds like he didn’t want the job.

At least my Bears got a prominent location on the Table of Helmets (TM)

Where was Robert California during the strangling spree? He seems like a serial killer.

stars for you.

After the trial, Toby comments publicly that he thinks the guy they convicted actually might have been innocent.

I also never wanted him to have the job. And yet....I feel kinda bad for the guy today.

I honestly can’t remember anything about that song. I’m sure I heard it a million times, but today? I can’t even hum a bar.

Natalia Dyer looks so much like a slightly older version of the daughter from My Two Dads it’s unnerving.