Ok Boomer.

Another note about the Goodyears Tesla ran... They’re not even available yet. Musk got his hands on a set before they’ve even been officially released for consumer purchase, which means on top of running some batshit setup that doesn’t even remotely resemble anything “stock” or production ready, they used “street legal…

Better to roll a Hertz muscle car than Hart’s muscle car.

Giving Joe Blow with $300 that lives out of the area a 750-horsepower muscle car with zero supervision or restraint seems like an excellent idea that won’t backfire at all.

I’d probably opt for the full coverage on this one.

That was really weird thing to say for a guy who thinks a supercharger is a big gas pump looking charge station.

Um @Porsche, this word Turbo does not mean what you think it does

Don’t forget the real winners here.  Rich people that can afford a hundred thousand dollar plus car. 

I love a good Calvin & Hobbes reference.

Elon said the goal of Tesla wasn’t to run a successful car company but to better the world by jumpstarting the EV industry.

You can’t get a hole in your fragile 1911 radiator if it isn’t in the front of the car.

Holy shit.

My old LEGO police station came with a jail that was made out of bricks in that color. That’s what that paint reminds me of, LEGO jail.

I don’t care what flavor of gray it is, if I see one more effing gray effing car, I’m going to cry. I live in New England, there’s enough gray here without adding to it with the one thing that we can choose to be colorful.

Hey now, My MK7 GTI is not fat.

Car enthusiasts are a deeply miserable lot, almost endemically unhappy about everything even when their preferred rides are safer, faster, better and more efficient than they’ve ever been. The Mazda Miata doesn’t have enough power.

“Car enthusiasts are a deeply miserable lot, almost endemically unhappy about everything...”

Are you even aware what century this is?

Nope. Just typical Americans.

Don’t use other people’s stuff without permission.