Dirty Hamilton.....LMFAO sounds like a new sex move....it’s when you purposefully slow down just to piss off your partner.

The other real story is the obscene price of prescriptions in the U.S.

You have to think in Russian.

And if you see one deer crossing the road, be on the lookout for more. They’re seldom alone.

*Insert Car Dealership Name Here* is the definition of bait and switch automotive advertising. All of their ads online include all incentives that 99% of people won’t quality for. Their reviews also reflect this. I called about a Chevy SS for 39k and got the run around. Look elsewhere.

Consumers: We want more fuel efficient cars.
Industry: Here’s a 50 mpg CRX.
Consumers: AWESOME.
Government: That’s not safe. Make it heavier.
Industry: These new cars are safe, but not very efficient.
Government: Unacceptable. Make them more efficient.
Physics: Psht. Heh.
Industry: These are safe and efficient, but not in…

Unfortunately, the defendants weren’t able to dodge their way out of this one.

When’s the last time that happened? I don’t recall us having to slice and dice another major warship in recent memory, but I do recall a hell of a lot of naval power being used on land-based targets.

There is a major disconnect between the shiteater grin of the driver and the terror of the people trying to gather up their kids who luckily escaped being run over. “My bad, my bad.”

Sadly, he had no idea what to do when he reached third base

Last time I trusted a machine to drive, it stopped when the power cut off and I was accosted by a Tyrannosaurus Rex.

It’s not just an issue of irresponsible people thinking “I’ve got time to get groceries.” Obviously warnings won’t fix those people.

It breaks my heart every time I hear about a child dying in a hot car. I imagine the pain and helplessness the child went through. I imagine the agony of a slow and painful death. Then I think about the parent realizing what they’ve done. I imagine how they unbuckle their warm but lifeless baby from the car seat. I…

NASCAR does suck. It does not advance the world of Motorsports in technology or excitement.

You get a solid, one-one-thousand, two-one-thousand, three-one-thousand count. If you haven’t started moving, or your brake lights haven’t at least flickered off by then, you get the horn.

You could have been keeled!

Norfolk Southern Railway, the company which told organizers that there would be no traveling trains during the marathon, is looking into how a train traveled through the marathon.