Sadly, he had no idea what to do when he reached third base

It’s not just an issue of irresponsible people thinking “I’ve got time to get groceries.” Obviously warnings won’t fix those people.

It breaks my heart every time I hear about a child dying in a hot car. I imagine the pain and helplessness the child went through. I imagine the agony of a slow and painful death. Then I think about the parent realizing what they’ve done. I imagine how they unbuckle their warm but lifeless baby from the car seat. I…

NASCAR does suck. It does not advance the world of Motorsports in technology or excitement.

You get a solid, one-one-thousand, two-one-thousand, three-one-thousand count. If you haven’t started moving, or your brake lights haven’t at least flickered off by then, you get the horn.

You could have been keeled!

Norfolk Southern Railway, the company which told organizers that there would be no traveling trains during the marathon, is looking into how a train traveled through the marathon.

He’ll leak fluids almost as fast.

LeKid.

pls b joking

Can’t help it...

Wow... so she humiliated and used someone as a pawn for laughs?

This shit is still easier to figure out than BMW’s lineup.

Jesus Christ, no one tell Argentina.

Sounds like you weren’t the only ones who evacuated...

We also saw a guy who looked like Alexander Siddig, but it wasn’t him.

“Zombie Dodge” is a wonderful name for a racing team. Someone should capitalize on that.